United Kingdom Team

[sylvo]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by lopez
[B]

Dis tan dude must have got lost landing on a bus in your hood. Only honky ass round your way who isn't H'Irish is Daniel Bedingfield. :


I never knew that Daniel Bedingfield was a resident of Winchmore ''cyprus'' Hill, I knew that some of the nearby hood's were full of showbiz SUPERSTAR'S;) like Edmonton inflicted Bruce Forysth on us, Tottenham gave us the Rebel mc and tanfield, sorry Enfield gave us Chas ''n'' dave and Renarto, out of rene and Renarto fame ''save your love mi daling save your love'' what a song:eek: , but Daniel Bedingfield that's new on me. I'll have to look out for him.:confused:

[sylvo]

What does he look like anyway?:confused:

[lopez]

Originally posted by sylvo
IAs for the transport problem's could'nt yer good self have a word with the boss's @ London underground and put on an extra train to go to Stratford;).
Sylvs, you know dem bumbaclots couldn't organise a lynching in Alabama.

I'm warming to this larf-a-lympics, and with that class suggestion for the opening ceremony of Chas n Dave, I want da Sylvo Sylvestro as the head of the organising comittee, along with that other ex resident of Cypress Hill, Richard Littlesh*t. He came up with some great ideas for Brenda's Golden Jubilee and a true reflection of multicuchural Britain - performance by the band of the Provisional IRA; parade by Travellers in their Toyota pickups - that I think you will both make this all kick off. May I suggest my old mate McAlmont (of McAlmont & Butler fame) as a contributor, although don't expect me to go in and see him during the interval after the shenanagins at the Hannover Club. It was a bit like Footballers' Wives last night that night. :eek:

PS: Please don't diss da Brucie...or dat dead rat that resides on the top of his loaf. He's the cooooolest guy I've ever seen: Good game, good game; you don't get anything for a pair, not in this game; shut that door (no that wasn't him was it?)

PPS: Renarto? He runs a chippy in Finchley now, no?

PPS: Heard dat DJ Chucky :D is planning to move into da Cypress Hill. 'Fly on the wings of love...fly baby fly' What's that about? A Barrack buster?

[sylvo]

If dj chucky is going to move into winchmore ''cyprus'' hill then he would be made most welcome, he ai'nt the dude that play's them party song's in o'rafferty's is he.
Richard littletan were'nt from round ma yard, but he does live in Hornsey, maybe dj chucky would like to spin a few rare dance tune's round his yard.
I had a far idea that Renarto had moved outta tanfield, i wonder did he take Rene with him, them two reminded me so much of when Johnny Cash teamed up with Bob Dylan, a true touch of Class.
I think we wo'nt go there about David Mcalmont, remember hearing about him in Croatia, put me off my krozalasovazkovskiov:eek: .

[the 12 th man]

Originally posted by lopez


PS: Please don't diss da Brucie...or dat dead rat that resides on the top of his loaf. He's the cooooolest guy I've ever seen: Good game, good game; you don't get anything for a pair, not in this game; shut that door (no that wasn't him was it?)



yeah he is a cool guy who pretends every episode of whatever
sh1te show he is doing is really exciting for him.
spot on about that des kelly rug ,which with its felt underlay covers his folically challenged nut.
another memorable (but too soon discarded) reelin jig was paul
(not a lot) daniels(and the beautiful(not) debbie mc gee)

by the way "shut that door was" brucies successor that mad
"queen larry grayson"/now dead

p.s.(well they buried him anyway):rolleyes:

[lopez]

Originally posted by the 12 th man
by the way "shut that door was" brucies successor that mad
"queen larry grayson"/now dead

p.s.(well they buried him anyway):rolleyes:
Father forgive me, but I must point out an inaccuracy here. Larry Grayson, unlike a few men of the cloth I have seen in recent years, was apparently not from Sodom and his 'friend' at home, Gervaise, was made up. It was all an act to cash in on the 'pink' pound years before anyone admited there was such a thing. Just like the Village People. Only one was an ar*e bandit, erm, sorry, three hail Marys, gay (the Indian/Puerto Rican?). The rest were just all-American guys you could sit down and have a Bud (yuck!!!!) with and talk about the game last night. :D

[the 12 th man]

Originally posted by lopez
It was all an act to cash in on the 'pink' pound years before anyone admited there was such a thing. Just like the Village People. Only one was an ar*e bandit, erm, sorry, three hail Marys, gay (the Indian/Puerto Rican?). The rest were just all-American guys you could sit down and have a Bud (yuck!!!!) with and talk about the game last night. :D

my son,
indeed your pennance is well deserved.
i am becomming increasing concerned with the use of slang words for very serious issues.the use of the pink pound etc and the like can appear to trivialise things.i have even heard someone refer to a certain part of their anatomy as "the handle on the end of their stomach".so you can see what i mean here in that very soon everybody will be conversing in slang only.i am dreading having to say maas if that day arrives



fr ww


:rolleyes:

[lopez]

Originally posted by the 12 th man
my son,
indeed your pennance is well deserved.
i am becomming increasing concerned with the use of slang words for very serious issues.the use of the pink pound etc and the like can appear to trivialise things.i have even heard someone refer to a certain part of their anatomy as "the handle on the end of their stomach".so you can see what i mean here in that very soon everybody will be conversing in slang only.i am dreading having to say maas if that day arrives



fr ww


:rolleyes:
Get in touch with da Sylvs. His parish priest on da Hill does a very nice mass in rhyming patois to a mix by Goldie. Boyakasha!!!:D

[sylvo]

Are we talking about the homie preist, who got banned from saying mass because he told a kid during mass @ st Ignatius to ''SHUT DA **** UP, I'M DOING THE ****ING TALKING''.
That priest made mass very intresting, he looked a bit like snoop dogg.:cool:

[sylvo]

This priest was from India Dav, He was a top bloke, he used to dress like huggy bear, from Starsky and Hutch, no coller and never wore black, used to swear a lot, and upset the boss's a lot. Don't know where he's chilling now, maybe father wishy washy could ask around for us?:cool:

[the 12 th man]

Originally posted by sylvo
. Don't know where he's chilling now, maybe father wishy washy could ask around for us?:cool:

greetings from the a & e dept of harringay general hospital
where i am being currently treated for severe cuts and bruises.

i happened to be in london for the weekend attending a conference for the religious called "negative energy produced by internet pornography" when during a tea break it suddenly crossed my mind to see if any of the other priests had heard of the" rapper priest"

maybe i misheard where they said he could be found but i ended up outside a pub called "the half moon" in hearne hill london.i should have sensed all not being well when i noticed about 30 "harley davidon" chopper type motorbikes near by .

when i entered the bar there was about the same amount of scruffy looking "hells angels" type ruffians at the bar.as i approached them the biggest meanest looking one turned around and shouted into my face (above the loud music)
"what the fcuk do you want"
well i proceeded to mention "da sylvs and india"

well he appeared to be drawing back his fist to give me a dig
so i went to open my jacket to show him my collar,enabling
him to see my credentials.unfortunately he thought i was opening my jacket to go for a weapon and immediately kicked me very hard in the jewels.
his mates took this a signal to treat me as a "size 5 mitre" football
and kicked me from one end of the bar to the other.

i am over the worst of it now but im afraid my quest for the "homie priest" ends here.

fr ww




:eek:

[lopez]

Originally posted by the 12 th man
...maybe i misheard where they said he could be found but i ended up outside a pub called "the halfmoon" in hearne hill london.i should have sensed all not being well when i noticed about 30 "harley davidon" chopper type motorbikes near by .

when i entered the bar there was about the same amount of scruffy looking "hells angels" type ruffians at the bar....
You're lucky you found the Hells Angels bar with the motorbikes. The one without bikes around the corner is a very queer place indeed. You would have felt like a 'size 5 mitre' alright, but like one being pumped up before the game starts. :D