most ridiculous end to a movie

[the scout]

artificial intelligence by spielberg
what was all that underwater bit about at the end,i found it extremely dissapointing compared to the rest of the film.:confused:

[adamcarr]

Jeepers Creepers 1

[Beavis]

The end of The Seach for the Holy Grail.They're all going around in the furore of the middle ages and then they get arrested by the cops.:D:D Ridiculously hilarious stuff.

[liam88]

Originally posted by the scout
artificial intelligence by spielberg

I saw he title of this thread and automatically thought "A.I".
As soon as the world froze over half the people got up an walked out the cinema! The bloke next to me was in hysterics and I have not met one person who thought that ending for terrible or at least completly bizzare!

There's that other movie I keep forgetting the title of, it has Samuel L. Jackson and has loads of marines running around in the jungle killing each other.
It turns out no one actually died and the guy they thought was black turned out to actually be white and vice versa.
I love a good twist but it just had soooo many. Undercover oranisations were involved, then they were double agents, then they were triple agents , then they were all a big lie, then they were criminals and then they were just a group of people living a house helping SLJ to retire :rolleyes:
I wasn't convinced

[patsh]

Has to be "Volcano" with Tommy Lee Jones.
An entire 100, (or how ever many, but its a lot), storey building falls directly on top of him. Cue sad, sombre music. Then a little movement, and yes, our hero manages to push a gazillion tons of rubble off him to emerge completely unmarked...:rolleyes:

That piece of utter sh*te starring George Clooney and someone else, chasing a nuclear terrorist. He has a bomb that will blow up New York, it's so powerful even the detonator will destroy Manhattan. They find the bomb, disarm the nuclear part, but cannot disarm the detonator which blows up.
So Mahattan destroyed and they are obliterated?
Naw..they just jump out the nearest window and that saves them....:rolleyes:
I was actually forced to sit through this entire stinking dogturd of a film by the wife who wet her knickers every time George hove into view....:o :mad:

[liam88]

I did like the end part of volcanoe where the two soldiers are under the building which is about to be blown up. One's legs are trapped under a pillar and the radio is buzzing "unit 2 are you clear?".
The trapped one tells the other one that he can make it but (even though he can get away) he tells his mate he'll stay with him then says "this is unit two we're clear"..............brilliant scene.

Is the movie you were talking about "Sum Of All Fears" where the bomb goes of at the Superbowl coz I liked that.

[adamcarr]

A movie i saw recently "Murder By Number's" was brilliant right up to the ending when this fella fell around 50 feet onto a cliff it looked so fAKE AND RUINED THE WHOLE MOVIE

[the 12 th man]

Originally posted by patsh
Has to be "Volcano" with Tommy Lee Jones.
who wet her knickers every time George hove into view....:o :mad:

also in volcano our hero is suspended on a ladder i think over a river of molten lava.its so close to him that in reality he would just vaporise with the heat.but not a bit of it, his hair isnt even tossed.

what about the end of spiderman the movie.he has this little cutie gagging for some action and instead he gives her some speech about having to be above all the ordinary stuff in life and how he is going to save the world.
and then he just walks off leaving the poor girl standing there !!!!

[parnell ranger]

blair witch project

[tiktok]

'American Psycho'....apparently it was all a dream:rolleyes:

[Dodge]

Originally posted by tiktok
'American Psycho'....apparently it was all a dream:rolleyes:
Wrong....

And I'd agree with jeepers Creepers but it changed about half way into the film, not just at the end.

SIgns was great up until the worst ending ever...

[the 12 th man]

Originally posted by adamcarr
Jeepers Creepers 1

agree that the first half of the film was excellent.the bit where he falls down the pipe into the pit was a nailbiter.some other excellent thrillls at the start but the ending/man o man what a turkey ending

[Macy]

Originally posted by parnell ranger
blair witch project
That made perfect sense, if you'd actually followed the story.... Must be a midland thing though, saw it in Longford and loads were giving out there too...

[the 12 th man]

what about "dusk til dawn" with george clooney,tarantino and
your man from up in smoke.the movie is a top notch chase type film until they visit a bar in the middle of nowhere.a girl gets up to do an erotic dance and then the whole film goes upside down with aliens and the whole 9 yards.i think the first director got sacked halfway through the film and the 2nd guy they got in was
a nutter.:D

[Ruairi]

the matrix revoultions. that piece of sh!t film has scarred me for life. The end is absolutely atrocious, it looks like a clip from a playstation1 game, ...... it would type more, but it's making my blood boil just thinking of it.

[Ruairi]

Titanic had a great ending though. Who would have thought that boat could have gone down, huh?




"I'll never let you go" she says, before letting him go.

Moral?

Never Trust A Woman

[A face]

Been a while since i had seen it bit IT was a great file until the last 5-10 mins when they totally ran out of budget, crap ending.

Also ... cant remember the name but Bruce Willis is in a train crash and walks away from it and Sammy LJ is a guy made from glass bones or something and keeps planning bombs and bad things. I think Bruce cant swim or something aswell ..... OK maybe the whole thing was crap but the ending was brutal.

And the titanic ..... the ship sinks, for god sake. Couldn't they have just finished it with everyone getting off the boat in New York or something ... i hate sad endings !!

[tiktok]

Originally posted by A face
... cant remember the name but Bruce Willis is in a train crash and walks away from it and Sammy LJ is a guy made from glass bones or something and keeps planning bombs and bad things. I think Bruce cant swim or something aswell ..... OK maybe the whole thing was crap but the ending was brutal.

Boo! A Face, that's "Unbreakable" you're talking about.
Great movie and great ending

[liamon]

Originally posted by tiktok
Boo! A Face, that's "Unbreakable" you're talking about.
Great movie and great ending

"Unbreakable"? I thought it was called "Unwatchable".

[John83]

Originally posted by Conor74
Fight Club.

Actually missed the ending - fell asleep. But I've since been told what the ending is, and that snooze seems like a good call overall...
Only the last two minutes or so truely suck, but it was pretty disappointing alright.

[joeSoap]

reservoir dogs....for such a class movie, the ending was crap. They all just walk away.Heat was another.....

[tiktok]

that's not how reservoir dogs ends....
harvey Kietel blows Tim Roths head off for being a nark

[Ruairi]

Yeah Mr.Pink was the only one who walked away (to get arrested, presumably), Keitel got blown away after killing Roth.

And then...

"She put the lime in the coconut and drank the bowl up"....

Best tune that ends a film EVER

[liam88]

"Unbreakable" has a brilliant ending!
Don't tell me you saw it coming-I really reccomened it.
Course Face you wouldn't like it coz no one in the crash was wearing a Celtic shirt!

[Ruairi]

Originally posted by liam88

Course Face you wouldn't like it coz no one in the crash was wearing a Celtic shirt!

A Face didn;t like it cause it was sh!t.

"and the kids, they used to call me Mr.Glass"...


WHO GIVES A FCUK?

Bruce Willis wandering around in a hoody....

If I wanted to see a gobshíte doing that I could wander around Dublin City centre...

I heard the film was a great hit with insomniacs though, it put them straight to sleep after ten minutes :p

[A face]

Originally posted by liam88
Course Face you wouldn't like it coz no one in the crash was wearing a Celtic shirt!

Now you are talking .... Now thats what i would like to have seen.

How about this .... Celtic team and fans all on the tracks and two huge trains comes from both sides and minces the lot of them and the colision of both trains, the fuel, it just burns the remains to ash.

Actually .... if you used different camera angles, you could make a whole film on it. "Sell-Thick, Die Die Die !!!" could be a good name for it, whatdaya tink ??

[tiktok]

there were celtic fan burning in that classic scottish film
"Gregorys Grill"
:D

[liam88]

This is sick-specially considering I know a Celtic fan who was in Hatfield.
I'm out of here.

[A face]

Originally posted by Conor74
'The Fabulous Baking Bhoys'.

THere's gotta be an award for that, ,like a medal or something.

:D



Nice one Conor .... dunno 'bout an awatd but i'll definitely buy ya a pint for that one :) !!

[adamcarr]

The "51st State"
A Few Of Them Had One To Many Pills and BLEW UP. Blood Every where and this was all taking place at anfield during a liverpool match

[liam88]

Ok Connor I didn't write that "obde" as you call it-you might realise that it was in a thread, something along the lines of "cruellest chants".
I hate secaterianism, I've seen the hurt it causes and I regret posting anything that makes me seem to hold opposite views.
You also fail to point out that other posts in that thread included phrases such as,
"up the peace process!"
and other anti-secaterianism comments.
The fact of it is violence sucks, in all froms, whether your doing it because the person is a Prodestant or because they are a Celtic fan. I have loads of friends who are Prodestants and British I have loyalist friends from Belfast and I have NEVER been involved in ANY secaterian march, rally or display of any sort.
It all boils down to the fact that whatever I may have posted about chants or anything else in quotation marks, I would give everything I have for there to be peace in Northern Ireland tonight!
The weren't nice chants, they were sick, they were curel, hence their place in the cruel chants section.
I am sorry for coming across any diffrerntly to how I am but this Friday I won't just be mourning those who died on Bloody Sunday but showing my respect for those who died in the Aftermath including IRA bombing campaigns throughout the trouble-I'll respect the people who died no mattter what shirt they wore or which church they went to.
That's just who I am.

[liam88]

Originally posted by Conor74
nonsensical thread about a train accident causes him mental anguish.

My brother nearly dying in a train crash causes me mental anguish.
My mums friend being shot in the head by the IRA causes me mental anguish.
The thought that I might have made mistakes that could show me as a supporter of that sick kind of violence causes me mental anguish.

Sorry lads-looked like I buggered up.

[Macy]

Originally posted by adamcarr
The "51st State"
A Few Of Them Had One To Many Pills and BLEW UP. Blood Every where and this was all taking place at anfield during a liverpool match
No, Samuel L added chemicals to the cocktail he made. They reacted once they had reached a certain temperature..... Okayish film, if there was nothing good on the tele.....

[the 12 th man]

the latest planet of the apes movie/all the gorillas in police uniforms and the statue of the president as a monkey was just a bit too much.come to think of it the whole film was a piece of crap.:(

[liam88]

Thanks Conor I 100% agree with ya, best wishes to ya man :)

Found the ending to "Sliding Doors" a tad depressing, she dies in one reality and looses her baby and husband in another if I remeber rightly :(

[tiktok]

Originally posted by liam88
Found the ending to "Sliding Doors" a tad depressing, she dies in one reality and looses her baby and husband in another if I remeber rightly :(

agree completely, people have tried to tell me this was an upbeat film, it wasn't.
happy Gwyneth dies, sad gwyneth lives with the loss of a child. i don't know how any one came out of that show with a smile on their face.

[b_mcsweeney]

that last planet of the apes ending was a stinker alright. the film was progressing nicely, a nice re-imagination of the original (plus it had Estella Warren in it). then that ending made me want to hit someone or something. it was one of those that the more i thought about it, the less sense it made. counselling has helped, but it still bothers me today.

plane crashing in las vegas (with near zero fatalities) in con air also angered up the blood, but i hated that film throughout so it would be wrong to focus on the ending.

[SÓC]

Originally posted by tiktok
agree completely, people have tried to tell me this was an upbeat film, it wasn't.
happy Gwyneth dies, sad gwyneth lives with the loss of a child. i don't know how any one came out of that show with a smile on their face.

But she meets James Nesbith in the lift and the same line which brought them together in the first reality is used, I think the inference is that it'll all happen again in the 2nd reality.

[tiktok]

Originally posted by SÓCcfc
But she meets James Nesbith in the lift and the same line which brought them together in the first reality is used, I think the inference is that it'll all happen again in the 2nd reality.

John Hanna wasn't it.

sure he's depressed too having watched Gwyneth get crushed by a bus, while pregnant with his child, what about his second reality?
Sorry, to paraphrase Comic store guy
'Worst ending ever'.

[patsh]

The Titanic. That was such a b@stardization of a major tragedy in its real sense, that I thought the f*cking ship wasn't going to sink at all and there was going to be a happy ending.
Must be one of the worst fims EVER made..

[the 12 th man]

what about the wizard of oz.everybody was planking it about meeting him and it turns out to be a little ould lad behind a curtain with a microphone.what a let down that was:D

[Dricky]

Enemy at the gate

but then I would put that into a few groups.
Worst film
Worst begining
Worst Middle
Worst End
Worst Actor
Worst script..........

I could go on..

Ronin
Pointless

Black Hawk down
Yawn it wasn't anything like what happened The yanks were made look like fools and yet somehow in the film your meant to think they are there for the good of the country........ b o llicks.

I would agree with Titanic except I haven't seen it but come on a scum bag meet rich girl to her its love to him it's a bit of fluff.... boat sinks half die the end.......

Had that been it I might of watched it.


The Wicker man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh god the 60-70 have alot to answer to

[sadloserkid]

Originally posted by the 12 th man
what about the end of spiderman the movie.he has this little cutie gagging for some action and instead he gives her some speech about having to be above all the ordinary stuff in life and how he is going to save the world.
and then he just walks off leaving the poor girl standing there !!!!

I'm not having this criticism! :) As a comic nerd I can tell you that it was perfectly correct for Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson not to get it on. They're much older before they realise that they do in fact want and deserve each other and even before the first movie was released the sequel was being planned.

And he doesn't tell her any of the stuff about needing to stand alone and save the world, that's a voiceover. He just tells her that he'll always be her friend and I for one found it quite sad... :(

Just like the scene where he comes home from his High School graduation ceremony and gets a bit upset cos his uncle Ben wasn't there to see it... :( :(

[the 12 th man]

Originally posted by sadloserkid
. He just tells her that he'll always be her friend and I for one found it quite sad... :(

.. :( :(

well s. l. k. if you found that sad what did you think of say_ schindlers list ,you must have been in a heap;) .

i guess you are just a happy ending type guy:D

[sadloserkid]

Originally posted by the 12 th man
well s. l. k. if you found that sad what did you think of say_ schindlers list ,you must have been in a heap;) .

i guess you are just a happy ending type guy:D

Schindler's List...meh... good movie but didn't particularly move me truth be told. (I know, it's worrying really :))

American History X and The Ice Storm are 2 films that come to mind when I think of ending that made me go :(

[the 12 th man]

Originally posted by sadloserkid
Schindler's List... but didn't particularly move me (I know, it's worrying really :))
:(

too right it is.its got to be one of the saddest movies ever made
with a killer soundtrack(sorry about the pun),the ending in particular would test the tear ducts in all but the hardest of people.
(any german blood in yeh by any chance)??
;)

[eoinh]

Silly end to a movie - what about Blazing Saddles?

Everybody in the movie fecks off to a cinema to see how the movie ends:confused:

[eoinh]

Originally posted by sadloserkid


American History X and The Ice Storm are 2 films that come to mind when I think of ending that made me go :(

The film that makes me most go :( would be "Its a wonderful life".

Also the film "The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp" has the same effect for some reason.
Two classics :cool:

[the scout]

Originally posted by eoinh
Silly end to a movie - what about Blazing Saddles?

Everybody in the movie fecks off to a cinema to see how the movie ends:confused:

i thought it was zany and would give it the thumbs up;)

[the scout]

Originally posted by Conor74
Monty Python's Holy Grail had another zany ending if I remember right.

yes its set in medieval times,and just when the battle scene is getting out of hand a load of english bobbies and police cars arrive and arrest everyone.absolutely brilliant stuff :D :D