'Stoned wallabies make crop circles'

[thischarmingman]

What it says on the tin:



Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around "as high as a kite", a government official has said.

'Stoned wallabies make crop circles' (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8118257.stm)

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