Movie quotes

[wws]

and my all time favourite:

What the hell is this?
Its a sicilian message.
It means Luca Brazzi sleeps with the fishes.

[Peadar]

Who are ya?

What a loser!

[wws]

just thought it would be a good one after readin that movie thread

the commando quotes are very funny actually

[NigeSausagepump]

Predator is the home of the quality quote.

"We move, 5 metre spread, no sound"

"What's the matter Dylan? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?"

"This stuff will make you a goddam sexual Tyrannosaurus. Just like me"

"What's the matter Billy?"
"I'm scared Pancho"
"That's b*llsh*t, you aint afraid of no man"
"There's something out there waiting for us. And it aint no man. We're all gonna die"

"She said the jungle, it just came alive and took him"

"You're hit, you're bleeding man"
"I aint got time to bleed"
"Oh. Ok. You got time to duck?"

"This sh1ts something. It makes Cambodia look like Kansas"

"I don't care who you are in the world agent-man. If you ghost us once more, I'll cut you, real quiet".

In fact, I know the whole movie off by heart, thanks to the special edition DVD. An admirable boast.

[Beavis]

Boys in da Hood classics:

'Either they don't know,don't show or they don't care 'bout waz going on in da hood'

'Domino motha fockas'

'Nigga so skinny he cud hola hoop through a cheerio'

:cool:

[max power]

dude-------sweet

dude-------sweet

dude-------sweet

dude-------sweet

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddddeeeee---------sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

from dude wheres my car, script wriring genius !!!

[pete]

Network:
'I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!'"

Fairly appropriate for those bad work days :)

[DolansWaistcoat]

JAWS.

''Hey Captian,We're gonna need a bigger boat.''

The first time your man sees the shark properly after it emerges from the water when they're hunting for it after it starts eating ppl.:cool:

[Countyman]

RAMBO - FIRST BLOOD PART 2

Girl in dark jungle : "hey rambo, whats that?"
Rambo : "its a blue light"
Girl : "what does it do?"
Rambo : "Turns blue"


Major to Rambo at the end of the film on the edge of the base facing out into the jungle.

Major : What do you want John?
John Rambo : What I want, is what they(saved american pows) want........and thats for our country.....to love us ....as much....as we ....love it!

Rambo walks towards the jungle

Major : Where are you going John?
Rambo : Dunno.


:cool:

[Beavis]

'If I had been drinking out of the toilet I would have been killed'
-Ace Ventura Pet Detective

[DolansWaistcoat]

''Get busy livin,or get busy dyin!''

Shawshank redemption

[Xlex]

The government reaches inside your shirt and squeezes until your tit turns purple.


shawshank...

[Xlex]

for ourselves....


What if this is as good as it gets?

[Sheridan]

Surely the greatest quote of all time is from Horror Express, when someone or something is bumping off train passengers, and the inspector confines Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing to their compartment.

Inspector: "After all, we cannot rule out the possibility that one of you is the monster."
Cushing: "One of us, the monster? But we're British!"

[gustavo]

"hand me the keys you fúcking cócksucker"
"The greatest
trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"
"Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well, I believe in God -- and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.

usual suspects

What do you want, Mary? Do you want the moon? If you want it, I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down for you. Hey! That's a pretty good idea! I'll give you the moon, Mary.

its a wonderful life

Walter Sobchak: OVER THE LINE!
Smokey: Huh?
Walter Sobchak: I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line that's a foul.
Smokey: Bull****. Mark it 8, Dude.
Walter Sobchak: Uh, excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame.
Smokey: Bull****, Walter. Mark it 8, Dude.
Walter Sobchak: Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules
The Dude: Walter, ya know, its Smokey, so his foot slipped over the line a little, big deal.
Walter Sobchak: Dude, this is a league game, the winner of this gets to progress into the next round robin. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
Smokey: Yeah but I wasn't over.
Walter Sobchak: [pulls out a gun] Smokey you are about to enter a world of pain.
Smokey: Yeah but-
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] A world of pain.
Smokey: Dude, could you-
The Dude: Jesus Walter, you bring a ****ing gun bowling?
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one who pays attention to the rules any more?
Smokey: Yeah but-
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] You think i'm ****ing around? I'm not ****ing around!
[points gun in Smokey's face]
Walter Sobchak: Mark it zero! ****ing mark it zero.
The Dude: They're calling the cops, man.
Smokey: Alright, its ****ing zero. Are you happy now you crazy ****?
Walter Sobchak: ... Its a league game Smokey...


Shut the **** up, Donny.


The Big Lebowski

[yur man]

one of my favourites was in goodfellas when joe pesci does the 'u laughin at me? wtf is so funny about me?............' to ray liotta

great stuff

[DolansWaistcoat]

''You broke my heart fredo,you're not a brother to me,you're not a friend to me,you're nothing to me anymore!''

I think it goes something like that.
In the godfather 2 after Michael finds out his brother betrayed him and he gives him the kiss of death and whispers that in his ear at some party.Soon after that he orders Fredo's assination.:cool:

[Gary]

Originally posted by Beavis
Boys in da Hood classics:

'Either they don't know,don't show or they don't care 'bout waz going on in da hood'

'Domino motha fockas'

'Nigga so skinny he cud hola hoop through a cheerio'

:cool:

Great movie, one of my all time favourites, but a positive fairytale when compared to Menace 2 Society.

My favourite line from a movIe is

"I AM JACKS RAGING BILE DUCT"

Or

"we are the all singing, all dancing cráp of the world"

[DolansWaistcoat]

Forrest Gump

When FG meets the son he never knew he had for the first time.

Forrest.''Whats his name?''
Jenny.''His names forrest!''
Forrest.''Hey,thats my name too.''
Jenny.''Ya he's named after his daddy.''
Forrest.''Wow,his daddy's name is Forrest aswell''

5 seconds later the penny drops.

[EireBadBoy]

Boyz In The Hood, after Shalika Drinks all of Doughboys '40 oz' he takes one look at it and then at her: "Ya'll better take yo ass to the store Bitch!"

[DolansWaistcoat]

''Yipee Kiyae mothafu*ker''

John McClain

Die hard trilogy.

[Pogsly]

Or the dubbed ITV version :

Yippee Kiyee Kimosabee

[tiktok]

the best ever has to be.........

Brian: "You're all individual"
Crowd: "We're all individual"
Lone voice: "I'm Not"
The life of Brian

Hon. Mention to

"Inconceivable......"
The Princess Bride

"Mama, I found my special purpose..."
'The Jerk'

"It's Franckensteeen"
Young Frankenstein

"it's only a bloody rabbit"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[Estar]

The Elephant Man - David Lynch/John Hurt

"I'm not an animal, I'm a human being"

:eek:

[DolansWaistcoat]

'MY Preciousss'

Gollum/Smeagul.Lotr

[A face]

Originally posted by DolansWaistcoat
'MY Preciousss'

Gollum/Smeagul.Lotr

I saw return of the king last night ..... brilliant film.
Have to all three were great and none of them were a let down (like the Matrix, One was great, two was fair, three was crap) And to be fair they did very well considering what they had to do, in the time that they had.

The only bummer is that there will be no more. (although, i heard that they're making the hobbit aswell. It will be hard to make it into one film but two would be good.

One happy punter anyway !!

[DolansWaistcoat]

Ya I heard the Hobbit is due out in late 2005 in 1 film as far as I know,maybe i'm wrong.It will be great to see Gollum back though,thats one of the best characters i've ever seen in a film.

Got the 2 towers on dvd one of the extras in it shows the massive amount of time and detail that went in to creating Gollum.An english actor Andy serkais i think his name is,voiced Gollum and actually puts on a spandex suit and did all the scenes with frodo and sam and so on.The animators then erased andy from the scenes and had Gollum doing the exact same thing that Andy had done,mad stuff. :cool:

Andy Serkais actually plats Smeagol at the start of the R of the K.

[A face]

Originally posted by DolansWaistcoat
Andy Serkais actually plats Smeagol at the start of the R of the K.

That was a great scene ...... really put it together if youhadn't read the book. The book is better but that was very well done in fairness.

[DolansWaistcoat]

''Luke,I am your father.''

Darth Vadar aka Anakin Skywalker to his son luke.

Don't think anybody mentioned this,possibly the most recognisible movie quote of all time.:cool:

[Ruairi]

Originally posted by DolansWaistcoat
''Luke,I am your father.''



"Faathhheerrrrrr..... give me legs...... Faaaaaathhhhherrrrr"

Completely unrelated, sorry.

:D

[Beavis]

My name is Maximus Deminus Meridius,commander of the armies of the north and loyal servant to the true emperor Marcus Oreillius........father to a murdered son,husband to a murdered wife and I shall have my vengence in this life or the next

[Ruairi]

Originally posted by Ruairi
"Faathhheerrrrrr..... give me legs...... Faaaaaathhhhherrrrr"



It was on sky one last night... ha ha ha magic

[DolansWaistcoat]

wha ya on about?:confused: