A face
27/11/2003, 6:32 PM
Bob Hope was on MTV a few years back where he met Rachel Moran, and bragged that despite his 97years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. After the show, Rachel said, "Bob, if I'm not being too forward, I'd love to have sex with an older man.
Let's go back to my place." So they go back to her place and have great sex. Afterwards, Bob says, "If you think that was good, let me sleep for a half hour, and we can have even better sex. But while I'm sleeping, hold my t***icles in your left hand and my p*nis in your right hand."
Rachel looked a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay." He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex. Then Bob says, "Rachel, that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best sex yet. But again, hold my t***icles in your left hand, and my p*nis in your right hand."
Rachel is now used to the routine and complies. The results are mind blowing. Once its all over , and the cigarettes are lit, Rachel asks "Bob, tell me does my holding your t***icles in my left hand and your p*nis in my right stimulate you while you're sleeping?
Bob replies "No, but the last time I slept with a Dublin bird, she stole my wallet."
Let's go back to my place." So they go back to her place and have great sex. Afterwards, Bob says, "If you think that was good, let me sleep for a half hour, and we can have even better sex. But while I'm sleeping, hold my t***icles in your left hand and my p*nis in your right hand."
Rachel looked a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay." He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex. Then Bob says, "Rachel, that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best sex yet. But again, hold my t***icles in your left hand, and my p*nis in your right hand."
Rachel is now used to the routine and complies. The results are mind blowing. Once its all over , and the cigarettes are lit, Rachel asks "Bob, tell me does my holding your t***icles in my left hand and your p*nis in my right stimulate you while you're sleeping?
Bob replies "No, but the last time I slept with a Dublin bird, she stole my wallet."