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Pike B
18/02/2009, 5:30 PM
Check this out..

The Expendables (2010)


Mickey Rourke.
Jason Statham-Lee Christmas
Sylvester Stallone-Barney Ross
Jet Li-Kong Kao
Dolph Lundgren-Gunnar Jensen
Forest Whitaker-Agent Will Sands
Robert Knepper-Richard
Randy Couture-Hale Caesar

And now......

Arnies in..
Lionel Ritchie
18/02/2009, 7:14 PM
Check this out..

The Expendables (2010)


Mickey Rourke.
Jason Statham-Lee Christmas
Sylvester Stallone-Barney Ross
Jet Li-Kong Kao
Dolph Lundgren-Gunnar Jensen
Forest Whitaker-Agent Will Sands
Robert Knepper-Richard
Randy Couture-Hale Caesar

And now......

Arnies in..

...Jackie Chan must be beating his agent up this very moment.
Pike B
18/02/2009, 7:41 PM
...Jackie Chan must be beating his agent up this very moment.
Violently..
stojkovic
18/02/2009, 7:42 PM
The Longest Day (1960) &
A Bridge Too Far (1977).

Both have casts so big Im surprised Im not in it.
tetsujin1979
18/02/2009, 7:44 PM
No Bruce Willis? No Mr T?
No Chuck Norris?

but yeah, pretty cool line up actually
jebus
18/02/2009, 8:14 PM
You never saw the line up for Thin Red Line so Pike? :p
Neish
18/02/2009, 9:54 PM
Check this out..

The Expendables (2010)


Mickey Rourke.
Jason Statham-Lee Christmas
Sylvester Stallone-Barney Ross
Jet Li-Kong Kao
Dolph Lundgren-Gunnar Jensen
Forest Whitaker-Agent Will Sands
Robert Knepper-Richard
Randy Couture-Hale Caesar

And now......

Arnies in..

I do hope you're being sarcastic

Excluding Mickey Rourke & Forest Whitaker(Possibly Jet Li) all the above are fairly poor actors, Prehaps the above would be the best action movie cast ever. If its not an action movie I imagine a very poor film
On The Ball
18/02/2009, 10:16 PM
Check this out..

The Expendables (2010)


Mickey Rourke.
Jason Statham-Lee Christmas
Sylvester Stallone-Barney Ross
Jet Li-Kong Kao
Dolph Lundgren-Gunnar Jensen
Forest Whitaker-Agent Will Sands
Robert Knepper-Richard
Randy Couture-Hale Caesar

And now......

Arnies in..
The Typecasts it should be called.
Pike B
19/02/2009, 3:02 PM
I do hope you're being sarcastic

Excluding Mickey Rourke & Forest Whitaker(Possibly Jet Li) all the above are fairly poor actors, Prehaps the above would be the best action movie cast ever. If its not an action movie I imagine a very poor film
Are you by chance on any strong medication at present????

Of course it's a bloody action movie!! :D
You never saw the line up for Thin Red Line so Pike? :p
I did.
7/10 for me..
No Bruce Willis? No Mr T?
No Chuck Norris?

but yeah, pretty cool line up actually
Van Damme turned it down.
Get this: He thought his part wasn't dramatic enough!! :D:D:D

Classic...
Neish
19/02/2009, 3:24 PM
Are you by chance on any strong medication at present????

Of course it's a bloody action movie!! :D

Then its hardly the best film cast ever when the majority ot that cast are poor actors. But prehaps it would have been the best action movie cast if it was made at least 10 -20 years ago Arnie, Sly and Lundgren are all well past it at this stage.

Looked it up on IMBD its described as.

A team of mercenaries head to South America on a mission to overthrow a dictator

Not the most original plot either
Pike B
19/02/2009, 3:26 PM
Then its hardly the film cast ever when the majority ot that cast are poor actors. But prehaps it is the best action movie cast
Fine Mr Picky..
In my excitement perhaps I didn't put enough thought into the heading. So just for you I'll now round house kick myself in the face a la Chuck Norris..

Happy now??
Neish
19/02/2009, 3:32 PM
Fine Mr Picky..
In my excitement perhaps I didn't put enough thought into the heading. So just for you I'll now round house kick myself in the face a la Chuck Norris..

Happy now??

No for this you deserve a proper Jet Li trashing he would hit ya ten time by the time norris got ya once with his zimmer frame
sadloserkid
19/02/2009, 3:47 PM
Finn Harps fan hates action...
Pike B
19/02/2009, 4:03 PM
No for this you deserve a proper Jet Li trashing he would hit ya ten time by the time norris got ya once with his zimmer frame
Hey hey hey, in parts of Texas you can be hung for what you just said!!

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris... :D
Neish
19/02/2009, 5:50 PM
Hey hey hey, in parts of Texas you can be hung for what you just said!!

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris... :D

Yeah incase the senile fool has mistaken the closet for the toilet again
Pike B
19/02/2009, 8:14 PM
Yeah incase the senile fool has mistaken the closet for the toilet again
No love in Finn Harps for the Chuck..

Know why they called it Walker: Texas Ranger????


Cos Chuck doesn't run... :D
Neish
19/02/2009, 8:38 PM
No love in Finn Harps for the Chuck..

Know why they called it Walker: Texas Ranger????


Cos Chuck doesn't run... :D

This kind of walker http://www.medicalproductsdirect.com/walkers.html

Chuck Norris = Poor man's Bruce Lee
Pike B
19/02/2009, 8:48 PM
This kind of walker http://www.medicalproductsdirect.com/walkers.html

Chuck Norris = Poor man's Bruce Lee
Your starting to remind me of this guy...


http://photos16.flickr.com/21561079_a3b27d9593_m.jpg
Neish
20/02/2009, 9:28 AM
Your starting to remind me of this guy...


http://photos16.flickr.com/21561079_a3b27d9593_m.jpg

At least he can act and isn't a homophobe like Chuck Norris
Pike B
20/02/2009, 4:39 PM
Your like a dog with a bone now aren't ya?
rambler14
20/02/2009, 4:45 PM
I disagree. Get a load of this:

Ernest Goes to Camp (1987)

Jim Varney -Ernest P. Worrell
Victoria Racimo -Nurse St. Cloud
John Vernon -Sherman Krader
Iron Eyes Cody -Old Indian 'Chief St. Cloud'
Lyle Alzado -Bronk Stinson (Foreman)
Gailard Sartain -Jake (Chef #1)
Daniel Butler -Eddie (Chef #2)
Patrick Day- Bobby Wayne
Scott Menville -Crutchfield
Jacob Vargas -Butch 'Bubba' Vargas
Todd Loyd -Chip Ozgood
Hakim Abdul-Samad -Moustafa 'Moose' Hakeem Jones
Pike B
20/02/2009, 4:46 PM
I disagree. Get a load of this:

Ernest Goes to Camp (1987)

Jim Varney -Ernest P. Worrell
Victoria Racimo -Nurse St. Cloud
John Vernon -Sherman Krader
Iron Eyes Cody -Old Indian 'Chief St. Cloud'
Lyle Alzado -Bronk Stinson (Foreman)
Gailard Sartain -Jake (Chef #1)
Daniel Butler -Eddie (Chef #2)
Patrick Day- Bobby Wayne
Scott Menville -Crutchfield
Jacob Vargas -Butch 'Bubba' Vargas
Todd Loyd -Chip Ozgood
Hakim Abdul-Samad -Moustafa 'Moose' Hakeem Jones
You know what...?

That is pretty good. I've not seen it, but I will, now..
ken foree
20/02/2009, 6:37 PM
I did.
7/10 for me..

well to be fair to terrence mallick (not that he needs fairness), the cast of the thin red line - with the exception of the wonderfully batsh!t insane nick nolte - was probably more of a distraction than anything more profound. which is really what the movie was going for. so perhaps this comment should really for jebus or whoever called you out on this one pike b!
Pike B
20/02/2009, 6:39 PM
well to be fair to terrence mallick (not that he needs fairness), the cast of the thin red line - with the exception of the wonderfully batsh!t insane nick nolte - was probably more of a distraction than anything more profound. which is really what the movie was going for. so perhaps this comment should really for jebus or whoever called you out on this one pike b!
Nick Nolte is brilliant. Modern day Robert Mitchum..
HarpoJoyce
22/02/2009, 2:31 AM
well to be fair to terrence mallick (not that he needs fairness), the cast of the thin red line - with the exception of the wonderfully batsh!t insane nick nolte - was probably more of a distraction than anything more profound. which is really what the movie was going for. so perhaps this comment should really for jebus or whoever called you out on this one pike b!

Wasn't Mother Nature and the environment the lead roles in The Thin Red Line.Music number two.
dfx-
22/02/2009, 3:26 AM
Magnificent Seven no?:confused:
Pike B
23/02/2009, 9:54 AM
Magnificent Seven no?:confused:
This thread is not exactly what it says on the tin.
It's about the new movie The Expendables and it's amazing action legends cast.
Bluebeard
24/02/2009, 10:27 AM
Magnificent Seven no?:confused:

Magnificent Seven YES!:)

Fantastic cast all doing what they ought to do and doing it well. This is the tin that The Expendables has photocopied the label off and stuck onto it's self with copydex!

Incidentally, look at the cast of the 1957 British flick Hell Drivers (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051713/) - eight top actors, a few very handy ones padding it out, a good plot, a decent writer and producer and a mediocre film. Go figure.
ken foree
24/02/2009, 12:05 PM
Wasn't Mother Nature and the environment the lead roles in The Thin Red Line.Music number two.

indeed! and the war #3 and the native islanders #4 :)

yea pikeb nolte is a madman. love watching him.
Pike B
12/03/2009, 11:29 AM
Stone Cold Steve Austin is Expendable!!
It keeps getting meaner this movie!!
So now we have:
Sly, Arnie, The Stath, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Danny Trejo, Forest Whitaker, Mickey Rourke, Randy Couture, Eric Roberts and Stone Cold..

Badas$....
Dodge
12/03/2009, 11:33 AM
Wonder will Forrest Whitaker bring his oscar out for the lads?
Pike B
12/03/2009, 12:18 PM
Wonder will Forrest Whitaker bring his oscar out for the lads?
:D:D:D
They'd probably eat it..
tetsujin1979
12/03/2009, 12:39 PM
Charisma Carpenter added to the lineup as eye candy!
Pike B
12/03/2009, 2:11 PM
Charisma Carpenter added to the lineup as eye candy!
Have to admit I'd not heard of her, but did I google her, and she is indeed very welcome to the picture!! :)