A face
06/11/2003, 6:18 PM
>Cavan Love Story
>
> > An eighteen year-old Cavan girl goes to see her mum and tells her
that
> > she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother
goes
> > to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that
the
> > girl is pregnant.
> >
> > Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that
did
> > this to you? I want to know!!" The girl picks up the phone and makes
a
> > call. Half an hour later a brand new Ferrari stops at their house, a
> > mature and distinguished man, with grey hair and impeccably dressed
in a
> > very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.
> >
> > He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl,
and
> > tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem.
> > However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation,
but
> > I'll take charge.
> >
> > If a girl is born I will bequeath her 3 stores, 2 townhouses, a
beach
> > villa and a ?,000,000 bank account.
> >
> > If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories, and a ?
> > 1,000,000 bank account.
> >
> > If it is twins, a factory and GBP500,000 each.
> >
> > However, if there is a miscarriage..."
> >
> > At this point, the father, who had remained silent all the time,
places
> > a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him:
> >
> > You'll ride her again!!!"
>
> > An eighteen year-old Cavan girl goes to see her mum and tells her
that
> > she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother
goes
> > to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that
the
> > girl is pregnant.
> >
> > Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that
did
> > this to you? I want to know!!" The girl picks up the phone and makes
a
> > call. Half an hour later a brand new Ferrari stops at their house, a
> > mature and distinguished man, with grey hair and impeccably dressed
in a
> > very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.
> >
> > He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl,
and
> > tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem.
> > However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation,
but
> > I'll take charge.
> >
> > If a girl is born I will bequeath her 3 stores, 2 townhouses, a
beach
> > villa and a ?,000,000 bank account.
> >
> > If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories, and a ?
> > 1,000,000 bank account.
> >
> > If it is twins, a factory and GBP500,000 each.
> >
> > However, if there is a miscarriage..."
> >
> > At this point, the father, who had remained silent all the time,
places
> > a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him:
> >
> > You'll ride her again!!!"