Ruairi
06/11/2003, 1:56 PM
*minor spoilers you guys*
Revolutions is one of the most atrocious pieces of film making I have ever had the misfortune of seeing. It's so **** I honestly don't know where to begin.
Near the end one of the characters says something like "I don't understand what's happening", I laughed and said out loud, "well that makes two of us buddy". Which made the person in front of me laugh, but anyway.
The plot makes no sense WHATSOEVER (and you thought Reloaded was bad), the action (or lack thereof) is terrible, lacking the imagination of the first film completely and it is totally CG dependant. Most of the film takes place in the real world, i.e. Zion, and to be honest, does anyone really give a **** about the place? I mean, the appeal of the first film was the characters jacking in to a highly stylised version of earth, kicking ass in a really cool lookin way. And most of it was REAL. Here, we get 250,000 CG created Sentianals who look terrible anyway, fighting against CG created things that look suspiciously like the loaders from Aliens.
If I could have asked for my money back I would have. It's that bad. it's so bad, it's almost insulting.
Please, for the good of all that's holy, do not see this film. Save yourself the €8. Use it to buy a cheese sandwhich, a cheap album or a goldfish. I dunno, just take my advice and leave this one off.
If I could have asked for my money back I would have.
You'll thank me for it.
Revolutions is one of the most atrocious pieces of film making I have ever had the misfortune of seeing. It's so **** I honestly don't know where to begin.
Near the end one of the characters says something like "I don't understand what's happening", I laughed and said out loud, "well that makes two of us buddy". Which made the person in front of me laugh, but anyway.
The plot makes no sense WHATSOEVER (and you thought Reloaded was bad), the action (or lack thereof) is terrible, lacking the imagination of the first film completely and it is totally CG dependant. Most of the film takes place in the real world, i.e. Zion, and to be honest, does anyone really give a **** about the place? I mean, the appeal of the first film was the characters jacking in to a highly stylised version of earth, kicking ass in a really cool lookin way. And most of it was REAL. Here, we get 250,000 CG created Sentianals who look terrible anyway, fighting against CG created things that look suspiciously like the loaders from Aliens.
If I could have asked for my money back I would have. It's that bad. it's so bad, it's almost insulting.
Please, for the good of all that's holy, do not see this film. Save yourself the €8. Use it to buy a cheese sandwhich, a cheap album or a goldfish. I dunno, just take my advice and leave this one off.
If I could have asked for my money back I would have.
You'll thank me for it.