I'd rather _________ than be stuck in a lift with Roddy Collins for 20 mins.

[sonofstan]

Complete.

[Rovers1]

be Roddy Collins...than be stuck in a lift with Roddy having to listen to him :(

[hedderman]

be Roddy Collins...than be stuck in a lift with Roddy having to listen to him :(

If you were Roddy Collins though you'd hear yourself think;). What words of wisdom was he speaking tonight?

[Rovers1]

If you were Roddy Collins though you'd hear yourself think;).

ya but id be glad to hear myself talk/think. ;)

[superfrank]

ya but id be glad to hear myself talk/think. ;)
...especially if you were Roddy.

[SwanVsDalton]

I'd rather listen to the entire Backstreet Boys back catalogue (including b-sides, DVD's and hidden extras) than be stuck in a lift with Roddy Collins for 20 mins.

[McLovin]

...be a man united fan

[Rovers1]

...especially if you were roddy.

eeeeexactly!

[Duffman]

a drog

[McLovin]

a drog

Better than being married to your cousin

[thischarmingman]

...be stuck in a lift with Roddy Collins for 19 minutes...

[A face]

.... prise my kneecaps off with a rusty screwdriver and eat them than .....

[Magicme]

I would like to be stuck in a lift with Roddy. I would bore him to death talking about how much Monaghan United means to me and become your hero.

[Duffman]

Better than being married to your cousin

I'll have to take your word for that.

[sonofstan]

Just to interrupt the Louth sex talk here for a minute.......
in case anyone didn't see MNS tonight, Con made reference to the fact that 'the lads' were stuck in a lift for 20 minutes on the way up to the studio. Colm Foley and Dave Barry looked like John McCain in those 'just released by the Viet Cong' shots - Roddy looked jolly as ever......

[Lim till i die]

Be an evil lift maintainence man.

"Sorry, what's that Roddy, you're running out of air?? I can't hear you......................."

[Mr A]

I'd rather be stuck in a lift with Roddy Collins for 15 minutes than be stuck in a lift with Roddy Collins for 20 mins.

[SwanVsDalton]

I would like to be stuck in a lift with Roddy. I would bore him to death talking about how much Monaghan United means to me and become your hero.

I'd like you to be stuck in a lift with Roddy too.

[GenerationXI]

I'd rather be a Shels fan on Saturday night than be stuck in a lift with Roddy Collins for 20 mins.

My favourite bit was when Con said: "Fair play to Limerick for taking the game to them though Roddy." Roddy's face was a contorted mix of contempt, loathing and utter sadness. :D

It was a great installment of the show and even the usually dreadful 60min thingy was ok.

[SeanDrog]

.... prise my kneecaps off with a rusty screwdriver and eat them than .....

for me the winner :D

but I do have to ask, is it less of an ordeal if the screwdriver wasn't rusty :p

[baddebt]

i'd like to be stuck in lift with him , it would be a laugh just taking the p..s out of him:D

[paulie_walnuts]

Have the hopes and dreams of a Monaghan United fan.

What do you mean they have none!?

[Magicme]

Have the hopes and dreams of a Monaghan United fan.

What do you mean they have none!?

Not true. Just have long term hopes and dreams. I have never been into instant gratification. ;)

[passinginterest]

I'd rather stuck in a lift with Angelina Jolie and Monica Bellucci for 20 mins (who am I kidding 20 seconds would be plenty) than be stuck in a lift with Roddy Collins for 20 mins.

[redobit]

Rather have all the teeth in me head removed with a jack hammer ...

[GuisaSaigon]

I'd rather be stuck in a lift with Tom the Gom for 20 mins than be stuck in a lift with Roddy Collins for 20 mins.

[sadloserkid]

I'd rather be stuck in a lift with Tom the Gom for 20 mins than be stuck in a lift with Roddy Collins for 20 mins.

I'd actually sooner be stuck with Roddy.

[Terry-Lander]

I'd rather be........stuck in a lift with Tony Cousins and Mark 'the finger' Leech....................

[atfconline]

Got this email the other day about some coaching course on up in Dublin.


Class 1

9.30am Roddy Collins "Qualities of a Top Manager" Room 1

Class 2, involved Aaron Callaghan. :eek:

[Towelie]

I'd rather stick a pencil down my japs-eye than be stuck in a lift with Roddy Collins for 20 mins:D

[dublin_owl]

I'd rather use the stairs than risk being stuck in a lift with Roddy Collins for 20 mins.

[WoodquayBoy]

Sorry for lowering the tone, but I'd rather eat the well used jam rag of a gonorrhoea-carrying skanger than be stuck in a lift with Roddy Collins for 20 minutes

[holmanator]

a drog

you dont mean that.....

[Jersey Cow]

I think Roddy is sound as a pound!! :D

[holidaysong]

I'd rather be a Shels fan on Saturday night than be stuck in a lift with Roddy Collins for 20 mins.



Winner! :D

[John83]

for me the winner :D

but I do have to ask, is it less of an ordeal if the screwdriver wasn't rusty :p
Yes. Ever had a tetanus shot?

[Lamper.sffc]

Id rather smash one of my balls on a craggy rock with a lump hammer than spend anytime anywhere with that muppet, and id do worse if it was Pat Dolan.

[SkStu]

I'd rather stuck in a lift with Angelina Jolie and Monica Bellucci for 20 mins (who am I kidding 20 seconds would be plenty) than be stuck in a lift with Roddy Collins for 20 mins.

take the 20 minutes PI - im sure after your marathon 20 seconds they would need to finish each other off so the remaining 20 minutes would be worth it, provided you didnt nod off straight after...

[Martinho II]

i rather be maxi mcallister than be stuck in a lift with roddy collins:D

[passinginterest]

take the 20 minutes PI - im sure after your marathon 20 seconds they would need to finish each other off so the remaining 20 minutes would be worth it, provided you didnt nod off straight after...

Well OK if you insist :p

Having been stuck in a lift for about 20 mins once before I can confirm that it's pretty bloody depressing with the wrong company.

[WoodquayBoy]

Id rather smash one of my balls on a craggy rock with a lump hammer than spend anytime anywhere with that muppet, and id do worse if it was Pat Dolan.
Could you not get stuck in a lift with both of them, and have a craggy rock and lump hammer in your bag?

[Lilywhite Army]

i would rather have seen the look on anto floods face at 9.35 on the 15 november 2008:p

[Lamper.sffc]

Could you not get stuck in a lift with both of them, and have a craggy rock and lump hammer in your bag?

In lift on my own with craggy rock and lump hammer

In steps Roddy:(

Then in steps Pat and Lift breaks down:mad:

Uses hammer on self :eek: to numb the pain of listening to those two

Its not worth the risk trying to take them out. what if i missed. couldnt take the chance

[John83]

In lift on my own with craggy rock and lump hammer

In steps Roddy:(

Then in steps Pat and Lift breaks down:mad:

Uses hammer on self :eek: to numb the pain of listening to those two

Its not worth the risk trying to take them out. what if i missed. couldnt take the chance
That's no solution. What if you found yourself slumped on the floor, unable to move, and Roddie and Dolan standing over you, talking? Now you can't do anything about it and it's partly your own fault.

[Lamper.sffc]

That's no solution. What if you found yourself slumped on the floor, unable to move, and Roddie and Dolan standing over you, talking? Now you can't do anything about it and it's partly your own fault.

What, Im sort of paralyzed. But can still here every word.
That couldnt happen, could it:eek:

Fate worst than death.

[bigmac]

be an Albanian bouncer at the National Stadium