Counting Crow
18/10/2003, 9:58 AM
Cashmans and Paddy Power's are thinking of opening a book on the above topic......!
Odds are as follows:
Evens - Shaaalllboooon, stays for 2 months, gets dropped and leaves for another Club
2-1 - Stays with Homeless, gets dropped and leaves for another Club
7-4 - Goes back to Longford, gets married and settles down in the town
5-1 - Goes back to Waterford, gets married to his sister and settles down in the town
10-1 - Starts his own Club in Duuuuuubleeen, several players show a keen interest in joining him ( D Connor, T Molloy, R Foran etc - note the similarities ) and asks Roddy Collins to manage the Team
- Note to all LoI Teams for 2004 "Please leave your wallets, women and children at home when playing this Team"
50-1 - Joins newly promoted Finn Harps as he says he wants to play in another country "later makes a statement to the Press that as Donegal was so far away he thought it was in the United States" ..... IQ of 27!
100-1 - Comes back to City, gets married to a local girl but divorces her and moves in with his sister, scores on his debut runs to the Shed for expected adulation...........ambulance, hospital, no visitors allowed ( except his sister ), leaves after 2 months and moves in with Dan Connor ( his sister is not amused ). They have a baby boy together ....... but the child is taken off them and all 3 disapear never to be seen again................
..........don't you love happy endings?:D
Odds are as follows:
Evens - Shaaalllboooon, stays for 2 months, gets dropped and leaves for another Club
2-1 - Stays with Homeless, gets dropped and leaves for another Club
7-4 - Goes back to Longford, gets married and settles down in the town
5-1 - Goes back to Waterford, gets married to his sister and settles down in the town
10-1 - Starts his own Club in Duuuuuubleeen, several players show a keen interest in joining him ( D Connor, T Molloy, R Foran etc - note the similarities ) and asks Roddy Collins to manage the Team
- Note to all LoI Teams for 2004 "Please leave your wallets, women and children at home when playing this Team"
50-1 - Joins newly promoted Finn Harps as he says he wants to play in another country "later makes a statement to the Press that as Donegal was so far away he thought it was in the United States" ..... IQ of 27!
100-1 - Comes back to City, gets married to a local girl but divorces her and moves in with his sister, scores on his debut runs to the Shed for expected adulation...........ambulance, hospital, no visitors allowed ( except his sister ), leaves after 2 months and moves in with Dan Connor ( his sister is not amused ). They have a baby boy together ....... but the child is taken off them and all 3 disapear never to be seen again................
..........don't you love happy endings?:D