Chant for Shels game

[John83]

Can we sing the Stonecutters song? Can we? Can we? Can we? Pleeeeese!

;)

Who controls the British Crown?
Who keeps the Metric System down?
We do! We do!


Who leaves Altantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!


Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!


Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!

[Schumi]

Any particular reason?

[John83]

A few days ago, it occured to me that I couldn't remember the words to it. The idea refused to go out of my head until I looked them up. Other than that, no. But if we can sing Bohemian Rhapsody, and the Twelve Days of Tony Mac, then surely this isn't too bizarre.

[bert]

My garden gnome
is bigger than you (x2)

It's got a hat and a beard

My garden gnome is bigger than you.:cool:

[pineapple stu]

Originally posted by John83
Can we sing the Stonecutters song? Can we? Can we? Can we? Pleeeeese!


Actually, we kind of did sing it up in Monaghan a couple of years ago. This was the memorable away game where Craddock had the beer can with an A4 sheet wrapped around it saying "Not Beer"! Also the one where Craddock's friend was retching all the way home on the team bus... Don't think we were too popular with George Casey after that!:eek: :D

[BohsLhad]

No Offence but youse have no fans:( why would you sing songs:confused:

How many fans do youse actually have?

[pineapple stu]

Originally posted by BohsLhad
No Offence but youse have no fans:( why would you sing songs:confused:

How many fans do youse actually have?

To take that as a serious question -

We have bugger all fans. However, for the last couple of seasons, the Belfield Six have been a regular at games, along with a few drunken 16-year-olds. At the last few games, there's been a few local kids joining in as well, brining our numbers up to about 20 (and one of those kids is even bringing a bodhrán now - we don't need you anymore @ndy!!!)

One of our best exchange of songs was with Shels fans in Tolka Park a couple of years ago - probably due to us both understanding the tribulations of a small fan base!

Obviously it's a tiny fan base by eL Premier League standards, but it's 20 odd more than were there a few years ago, so I reckon the club is starting to go places at last.:)

[lefty]

Drunken 16 year olds?

Were all over 18 now :D

[John83]

Originally posted by lefty
Drunken 16 year olds?

Were all over 18 now :D

Would you prefer Alcoholic 18 year olds? ;)