Dear Woody
Thanks for your letter. You are a greedy little boy. Last time I sent you a world class managerial team and you rejected it. Unfortunately I have already given your present to England.
Would you accept instead a tv pundit who has failed as a manager or perhaps an English spiv who has been out of the game for a number of years and didn't have much success when he was in it but is rated highly by the media?
Yours
Santa
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