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    Snob Test

    Pat O' wants a snob test so I suggest we collaborate to compile the questions.

    Q1. Are you deliberately rude to others in an attempt to portray yourself as being superior due to your social status?
    Have Boot Disk, will travel

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    q3 if you are female, do you have a noses up knickers down approach to life.

    how can you "hold your Penney's bag between your body "? in your insides like?
    I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
    And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
    I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
    Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away

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    q4.DO you deliberately use long word in an attempt to come across as superior to others a la Damien Richardson?
    Extratime.ie

    Yo te quiero, mi querida. Sin tus besos, yo soy nada.

    Abri o portão de ouro, da maquina do tempo.

    Mi mamá me hizo guapo, listo y antimadridista.

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    Q5 Enrolled you son/daughter in a prestigous Gaelscoil at birth because daddy was a high profile member of the GAA dont you know?
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    "Ex Bardus , Vicis"

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    Q6. Do you click your fingers in order to get waiting staff to attend your table in a restaurant?
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    Q7 . do you now or have you at any time been a AA Roadwatch traffic reporter?

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    Q7 When tipping do you make it as blatant as possible so that everybody knows how much you are giving and the reciever feels like a begger?? (I HATE that)
    The glass isn't half full or half empty it's just too damn big!

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    8- How big is your Yacht?
    Whatever it was I am sure it was better than my plan to get out of this by pretending to be mad. I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?

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    I'm 100% I wish I'd never asked for it now!
    Where am I now? I'm over here,
    I've got those empty pockets and I can't afford a beer.

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    Q.9 Do you say 'Mummy' or 'Mammy'?
    Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.

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    Q. 10 When talking about your Dad, do you refer to him as Father? As in, " Oh, Father does like to take us for a spin in the beemer"
    Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.

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    q12 - Which rugby XV did you line out for in secondary school - firsts or seconds?
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    Q.13 Do you end all your sentences with the word: like !
    "I'm just a chilled out entertainer"

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    Quote Originally Posted by centre mid
    Q.13 Do you end all your sentences with the word: like !
    excluding the population of cork, like.
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    Do you deliberately talk about "all the fabulous places" you've been to or how ridiculously big you're house is even though you've no kids because you think it makes you sound important???

    If yes then I suggest you take your head out of your arse.

    Pet hate of mine, one fella in particular over here always does it and is a total knob

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    Q 15. Are you looking foward to the cricket world cup?
    “Jockey Wilson . . . What an athlete.” - Sid Waddell
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    Quote Originally Posted by GavinZac
    excluding the population of cork, like.
    thats loike
    "I'm just a chilled out entertainer"

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    does the thought of having a few pints of heino before getting a jolly good buggering off one of your rugger mates appeal to you?

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    Are you condesending?

    Quote Originally Posted by Conor74
    Read it again. Go away and check out how useful the word 'and' can be. In particular, you might study its use in the context of 'between X and Y'...
    As I say, we're just young & a bit nieve.

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    Do you bring the kids to school in the BMW X5 and then pop into the shops to get some Evian water for the dog because the water from the tap is just too gastly
    "At the age of twelve, my ambition was to become a gangster. To be a wiseguy was better than being President of the United States. To be a wiseguy was to own the world." - Henry Hill

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