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    RMK - Assault charges

    Thursday, October 21 2004 2:44
    Manchester United captain Roy Keane is to stand trial for charges relating to the alleged assault of a 16-year-old boy.

    Keane, who denies assaulting the teenager outside his home, will have to appear at the end of February, at Trafford Magistrates Court, following a pre-trial review today.


    Do we now have to assume there is something in this? Why would CPS be bothering their ars*s with this if this was some 'publicity stunt'?

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    Maybe...

    1. Its a serious issue and RMK did assault him.

    2. Its some gypo kid with foul mouthed gypo family that want to push it to the courts and make some money selling stories to newspapers and getting a nice out of court settlement.

    3. It was Wayne Rooney ?

    Still, I would like to know what the 16 year old was doing on the golf course in the first place and quite why RMK would take it upon himself to 'assault' him but looks like we will have to wait a while longer.

    ( Oy mister , 3 balls for a pound ! Go on , buy them , theyre special balls that you cant lose - honest ! go on , go on , go on)

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    Quote Originally Posted by wallis
    1. Its a serious issue and RMK did assault him.

    Still, I would like to know what the 16 year old was doing on the golf course in the first place and quite why RMK would take it upon himself to 'assault' him but looks like we will have to wait a while longer.
    I thought he actually worked on the golf course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhoops
    I thought he actually worked on the golf course.
    No, he still plays in midfield for Man u. Although I understand your error, by his own admission he hasn't been very visible recently.......
    On the way into the stadium, an elderly San Marino Steward waved us in and said "Tonight, may the best team win"

    And they nearly did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bondvillain
    No, he still plays in midfield for Man u. Although I understand your error, by his own admission he hasn't been very visible recently.......
    Exactly the type of comment I would expect of a cretin!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bondvillain
    No, he still plays in midfield for Man u. Although I understand your error, by his own admission he hasn't been very visible recently.......
    Quote Originally Posted by Superhoops
    Exactly the type of comment I would expect of a cretin!
    Aww, just because he said he hadnt been very visible recently, I wouldnt go calling him names.....youre very harsh....
    On the way into the stadium, an elderly San Marino Steward waved us in and said "Tonight, may the best team win"

    And they nearly did.

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    Lock the f#cker up.......

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