Jebus christ, jebus, what's happened to you?
It's a sad day. Lolcats have invaded foot.ie.
I think not
Jebus christ, jebus, what's happened to you?
It's a sad day. Lolcats have invaded foot.ie.
Extratime.ie
Yo te quiero, mi querida. Sin tus besos, yo soy nada.
Abri o portão de ouro, da maquina do tempo.
Mi mamá me hizo guapo, listo y antimadridista.
this is so sad, I feel dirty.
By coincidence, only last night I took a great book off the shelf that I hadn't read in years. '100 things to do with a dead cat'. As relevant today as the 1st time I read it.
In my experience people who despise cats normally love dogs.
dogs are blindly loyal, $hit everywhere and have little or no intelligence.
cats are aloof, clean,independent and intelligent.
its also my expereince that cat & dog owners resmeble their respective animals traits as mentioned above.
famous cat lovers : lenin,einstein,edison
famous dog lovers : george bush,adolph hitler, paris hilton
my case is now rested.
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Are cat owners also typically sadistic, sociopathic loners?
Bah, you can prove anything with a small enough sample.
Famous haters of cats: Genghis Kahn, Alexander the Great and Julius Caesar.
Some other famous dog lovers: Abraham Lincoln, Michelangelo, Elizabeth Arden.
Some other famous cat owners: Cardinal Richelieu, Ronald Reagan, Yoko Ono.
Or how about this list of cat owners: Kirsten Dunst, Sally Jessy Raphael, Snoop Dogg.
Of your original dog lovers list, I should point out that Dubya owns a cat, though I'm not sure which Bush you meant.
Finally, to return to the topic at hand, try this website. Current voting has this image as the cutest:
Rabbit for dinner anyone??
Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.
The Al Bundy of cats
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
One of my favourites
How do you make a cat go woof???
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Pour petrol on it and light a match
I have equal revulsion for cats and dogs and you've touched on some of the reasons (for dogs at least) why.
Dogs are idiots, an evolutionary dead end who's only redeeming attribute lies in the ability of a small number of breeds to be trained to assist those humans who live with disability ...and the odd bit of search and rescue, crime detection etc...
Cats are beyond even that, they became surplus to requirements the day the electric rat trap hit the shelves.
Beyond that I like all animals pretty much the same* ...provided they're not underdone and have plenty of Caesar salad on the side.
*Yes I'm afraid I do walk around zoo's, circus' and ...Fota -saying "I ate one of them ...and them ...and them..."
" I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die?"
I love both cats and dogs and every other creature on god's wonderful planet.
Yes my real name is Elmira. I weally weally wuv you!
As for dogs being stupid I agree some are. Mostly Labradors which are the only breed of dog I dont have time for. My wee Cleo who died a few months ago was a smart cookie. She always let us know what mood my dad was in before he came into the house so we could do like her (slink off and hide if he was in a bad mood or greet him with joy if he was in a good one) and she would know this before he got out of the van!
Some people call dogs stupid? The same animal that lies around scratching itself all day, gets free food and shelter, and hops the back wall for a bit of sex whenever it feels like? And the people calling them stupid are the ones working near 40 hours week to be barely able to eat and sleep in relative comfort?
Don't get me started on how much better a cats life is to a humans either
Whats new? is the Mrs and yourself going cardigan shopping again?
As for cats v dogs, its dogs for me, cats may look cute and catch the odd mouse but they dont guide the blind, protect people and property, go to war with armys, protect and serve with law inforcement, sniff out earthquake survivors and so on...... besides theres something creepy about cat owners.
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/j.../catlady-1.jpg
Last edited by Monkfish; 12/09/2008 at 5:15 AM.
You forgot Dr Evil and yer one from The Simpsons.
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Beat this....
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