The say anything, what's on your mind thread

**Eminence Grise** · 06/09/2013, 10:45 PM

Nobody could attest to your sanity after that confession, Dr P (pend.). Foot.ie will just have to help you embrace the madness.

**nigel-harps1954** · 09/09/2013, 11:57 PM

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co...n_sexy/c0i6kuh

This. This is definitely one of the most interesting reddits I've ever come across.

**BonnieShels** · 10/09/2013, 9:31 AM

SFW???

**Acornvilla** · 12/09/2013, 3:23 PM

I got a bike!

**nigel-harps1954** · 13/09/2013, 11:22 PM

Originally Posted by BonnieShels

SFW???

Use your own judgement..

**Acornvilla** · 15/09/2013, 2:50 AM

Some man is our Damien, king of kicking a ball far.. http://www.hoganstand.com/Longford/A...aspx?ID=200924

**nigel-harps1954** · 16/09/2013, 12:35 AM

It's utterly surreal and insane, but I'm sitting up at 1:30 in the morning with my 4 day old son, whom I naturally had called Finn, watching the isle of wight festival on sky arts. This just doesn't feel real.
Although I'm already anticipating his first harps match.

**gastric** · 16/09/2013, 12:55 AM

Congrats, it is an amazing and life changing experience from which you will never recover. Many and many of these nights to come!

**ArdeeBhoy** · 16/09/2013, 2:01 AM

Congrats, Nigel...

**Acornvilla** · 16/09/2013, 2:02 PM

Hon Nigel, ye fertile yolke

**nigel-harps1954** · 16/09/2013, 2:29 PM

Originally Posted by Acornvilla

Hon Nigel, ye fertile yolke

Yes, indeed, the most positive aspect of the whole thing, is that my penis works.

Cheers folks.

**Charlie Darwin** · 16/09/2013, 2:43 PM

Would you not have figured that out nine months ago? Good on you for waiting for conclusive proof.

**nigel-harps1954** · 16/09/2013, 7:24 PM

A man can never be too sure.

**ArdeeBhoy** · 16/09/2013, 7:29 PM

Originally Posted by Charlie Darwin

Would you not have figured that out nine months ago? Good on you for waiting for conclusive proof.

Tbf to most parents, they usually need at least a month to know...

**DannyInvincible** · 19/09/2013, 12:09 PM

Bah, I've had my bike stolen. Went down to the bike rack in my apartment complex to get it this morning on my way to work and it was gone from where I'd left it on Tuesday evening. I can't believe it really as not only did I have it locked to the rack with a D-lock, but the racks are also within the apartment complex for which a fob is needed to gain access. I've reported it to the police anyway so am awaiting further word back from them. Have also spoken to the complex management but they've confirmed that there are no CCTV cameras in the vicinity, which is a bit annoying. All I can do now is wait and hope it turns up somehow, but I'm not overly hopeful.

**Acornvilla** · 19/09/2013, 3:23 PM

Friend of mine had his bike robbed from inside an art gallery yesterday, he had it down the back, locked beside a storage room too, he went away for a few hours, came back and it was gone, there was some others in the building all the time while he was away, and very unlikely to have stolen it, so someone must have seen it through the window, walked in and robbed it. Can't imagine someone having the gall to do that in the middle of the day, but there you go. Apparently laptops are always being robbed from gallerys too.

Saying that the other people in the gallery are either blind or must have gone down the back for a considerable amount of time to let it happen, but still..

**Mr A** · 19/09/2013, 5:52 PM

How disappointing. I was waiting for the bit where you smite them mightily with furious anger, thus curing them of their deviant cycle thieving ways.

**Acornvilla** · 19/09/2013, 10:40 PM

It's my day off, sorry.

**Spudulika** · 20/09/2013, 9:04 AM

3 hockey coaches sacked in 3 days in the khl, actually 4 now. Kind of makes me miss home, also, I noticed that there are some really cute female journos working here. My other half finds out and I'll be gelded.

On a good note, congrats Nigel, you're living the dream. Until it turns into a nightmare and your 3 year old is running around outside Old Trafford saying, I want to play football here. And then throws a fit when you refuse to shell out 150gbp for a lego model of the den of evil. They grow up so fast these days!

**passinginterest** · 20/09/2013, 9:10 AM

Originally Posted by Mr A

How disappointing. I was waiting for the bit where you smite them mightily with furious anger, thus curing them of their deviant cycle thieving ways.

Indeed, I think we'll all be a little disappointed if Acornvilla doesn't don some sort of football related superhero costume (maybe a helmet/mask fashioned from an old, burst, Mitre Multiplex) and set out to avenge his dear friend's loss.