An old one, but........

Fianna Fail announced today that it is changing it's emblem to a condom
because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of *****s, witholds any potentially dangerous
leaks from within its members and from the outside, takes a hard nose
approach on women issue's and best of all........... gives you a sense of
security while it's actually screwing you.