QuoteI thought I'd heard this happened a while back, but no, and rather fittingly in fact, Bernard Matthews passed on yesterday, Thanksgiving thursday.
(oops, stuffed by the 12th man! ooer mrs...)
Turkey king Bernard Matthews dies on Thanksgiving Day.
http://celebrifi.com/gossip/Bernard-...g-4106167.html
Roast In Peace.
I thought I'd heard this happened a while back, but no, and rather fittingly in fact, Bernard Matthews passed on yesterday, Thanksgiving thursday.
(oops, stuffed by the 12th man! ooer mrs...)
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RIP BernardOriginally Posted by stann
Manning that is.
Bit like Jackie Wilson:
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Wrong Bernard
you mean this guy?Manning that is.
Bit like Jackie Wilson:
hehe...Wrong Bernard
You got me alright,,hook,line,sinker-the lothehe...
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The Matthews family are promising a big funeral with all the trimmings.
Yes the guy in the backdrop of the picture I posted...you mean this guy?
Telling someone they got the wrong name, and then when someone points out they hadn't, saying "haha, I was joking all along!", is an absolutely brilliant jape. Wish I'd thought of it.
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i thought you were going to tell me to get stuffed!You got me alright,,hook,line,sinker-the lot
The Matthews family are promising a big funeral with all the trimmings.
A pity he didn't win the recent Simply The Best poll to find North Norfolk greatest person on the Mid Morning Matters show on North Norfolk Digital. It would have been a fitting tribute to the great man.
They say what about the meek?
I say they’ve got a bloody cheek
woah - relax! I was joking about Manning - hes been dead years! Either way, you shouldnt be getting so angry!
good use of the word "jape" though.
The family have announced a cremation instead of a conventional burial-gas mark 6 for 3 hours.
Not quite as angry as it seems. I did in the meantime add in the missing
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yeah right! Getting all angry about a crap joke that caught you out and then saying "oh im sorry, im not really mad, i just left out a smiley" is an absolutely brilliant jape - i wish id thought of that.
Touche!
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Leslie Nielsen of Naked Gun and Airplane! fame has passed away at the age of 84.
Good evening!
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
I just want to wish you both good luck. We’re all counting on you....
RIP
That question was less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.
Help me, Arthur Murphy, you're my only hope!
"Surely you can't be serious?" RIP
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