I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle.
Whilst in the lounge, I noticed Bill Gates sitting on the
chesterfield enjoying a cognac.

I was meeting with a very important client who was also
flying to Seattle with
me but she was running a bit late.
Being a forward type of guy, I approached Mr Gates and
introduced
myself.
I explained to him that I was conducting some very important
business
and how
I would appreciate it if he could throw a quick "hello
Peter"at me when I was with my client.
He agreed.
Ten minutes later while I was conversing with my client, I
felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates. I turned around and looked up at him. He said "Hi Pete, what's happening?"

To which I replied "**** off Gates, I'm in a meeting".