The foot.ie Alternative Guide to the Next Four Weeks

[SkStu]

What foot.ie headlines do you think will be made over the next month?

"Joy in Paris as Stutts discovers his long lost son - known to locals as TOWK"

"Paul O'Shea's infamy reaches new heights as he wins all Spot the Ball and Last Man Standing competitions globally, forces the closure of 2 high street bookies, a Nobel prize of his choosing and a weekend pass to Multifarnham - when pressed for a quote, Paul commented "I told you I could do it".

"Agony for Geysir in Bordeaux as he discovers ecstasy for the first time"

"Throngs of Northern Irish and Republic of Irish fans miss their respective quarterfinals to attend DannyInvincibles book launch in Hodges & Figgis. The book, titled "Eligibility - does anyone still really care? You bet they do!", is anticipated to be this years stocking filler"

"Delorean drunkenly changes name to Delirious Delores by deed poll following a night on the lash"

"Joy turns to despair in Lille, as Paul O'Shea provides evidence confirming himself as Stutts' annoying younger brother"

"The McCanns deny any involvement in the disappearance of Crosby87 even though they were not suspects. Tetsujin and DaHamsta remain at large"

"NigelHarps and BonnieShels finally tie the knot on July 10th in the City of Love - Letterkenny"

[SwanVsDalton]

'Ciaran Clark comes down with a mystery illness after being visited by a medical professional known only as The Doc. Meanwhile, Sean St Ledger emerges in Versailles, ready for selection.'

[bennocelt]

a Nobel prize of his choosing and a weekend pass to Multifarnham -

I am intrigued! (please explain)

[SkStu]

I cant explain the future benno...

(just randomness)

[NeverFeltBetter]

"Ireland Stroll To Unexpected EURO 2016 Triumph: Limerick Fans Berate Lack Of Clean Sheets, 'Won't Be Good Enough For World Cup'"

[CraftyToePoke]

"Ireland Stroll To Unexpected EURO 2016 Triumph: Limerick Fans Berate Lack Of Clean Sheets, 'Won't Be Good Enough For World Cup'"

Funny cos it'd be true.

[gastric]

Yann turns out to be a figment of Danny's imagination, Tricky finally wins a bet and Dunphy praises Ireland for their brilliance and technique.

[SkStu]

"Trickys lunch plans in Lille go awry when he realizes he is one sandwich short of the picnic he had planned"