QuoteClass. Far too tired here to come up with genius such as that.
Conflicting reports in the press today:
IRISH INDEPENDENT (Circulation :150k) "Midfield general Roy Keane is believed to be a doubt for Irelands World Cup Qualifier against the Faroe's on Wednesday. The 33 Yr old is understood to have picked up a knock in Saturdays scoreless draw with France"
DAILY FERGUSON (Circulation: 1) Medical Superhero Alex Ferguson's worst fears were proven correct this morning, as the slight 'click' sound he heard in his Manchester home on Saturday night turned out to be Roy Keanes aul' Knee giving him gyp, several hundered miles away in Paris. Ferguson, who has diagnosed many serious injuries to his players on international duty via the telly before, was particularly proud of this diagnosis, as he wasnt even watching the match, simply using his highly-honed "Fergie-sense" to detect that his favourite son was experiencing some discomfort. "A flight to manchester is the only treatment for a Knee Gyp injury such as this", said a majestically wise ferguson today, " and none of this Faroe Island Bollockology, thank you very much."
Ferguson is expected to diagnose other maladys later today for O Shea (Suspected narcolepsy) Miller (Possible Infected bum from Bench splinters) and Mssrs. Sylvestre & Saha (Frenchness. Incurable)
On the way into the stadium, an elderly San Marino Steward waved us in and said "Tonight, may the best team win"
And they nearly did.
Class. Far too tired here to come up with genius such as that.
Yep a class post, only took Fergie two days to diagnoise it too.
Just in time diagnosis.
Actually Kerr says Keane will be fit, a bit of satire can work wonders
on a fictious injury
Bondvillain has gone quiet all of a sudden.
Do u think Mr Ferguson 'sent the boys round' because he was too close to the truth?
Thanks for your concern, but because he sent Rio Ferdinand around, I'm perfectly fine.Originally Posted by LadyJane
Do u think Mr Ferguson 'sent the boys round' because he was too close to the truth?
He arrived late at my next door neighbours house then forgot why he was there in the first place.
On the way into the stadium, an elderly San Marino Steward waved us in and said "Tonight, may the best team win"
And they nearly did.
Good job he didn't sent Keane around he would have a arrived
early and would perhaps be on another assault charge
nah. He'd have to nip home and change his pants again firstGood job he didn't sent Keane around he would have a arrived
early and would perhaps be on another assault charge
Tea. Corduroy. Space Travel.
Yes thats exactlly what I was liable to think, having said that it is clear tonah. He'd have to nip home and change his pants again first
me that Keane if a good, decent, honest and honourable man, the type
of which are unfortunately fairly scarce on the earth.
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