Most Thanked Post Ever

[First]

I thought I'd logged on to Foot.ie but seemed to have ended up on a Boards thread , must be something wrong with my browser

[Mr A]

So they're dog lovers on boards as well?

[Dodge]

I thought he meant it was full of bitches?

[Lev Yashin]

Sneaky buggers who have no loyalty....Kill it!

[Mr A]

Right, first post edited for the benefit of you anti-cat types.

[SligoBrewer]

Thank this post.


Or the kitten gets it.



And the dog.

[pineapple stu]

See, I like cats (because, as Dodge notes, they're *****s), but I don't like dogs, because they tend to slobber all over your crotch, and they've waaay too much body hair to be doing stuff like that. So because you've left it as an "and" choice, I'll not thank you just to save kitty. Make it an or, and give me the choice of which one to save, and you get thanks.

[Mr A]

Christ on a moped this is getting to be too much like work. Original post edited again.

[pineapple stu]

Wait - can the dog get it even if I thank you?

[Mr A]

Let's just leave it as the following:

Something really bad will happen if you don't thank the original post. In fact, it may still happen unless you don't get 8 other people to do so.

If you do thank it and find 8 other people something really good will happen. Like maybe I'll let you in my super-cool thanks ponzi scheme in which everyone is guaranteed massive returns.

[SligoBrewer]

Let's just leave it as the following:

Something really bad will happen if you don't thank the original post. In fact, it may still happen unless you don't get 8 other people to do so.

If you do thank it and find 8 other people something really good will happen. Like maybe I'll let you in my super-cool thanks ponzi scheme in which everyone is guaranteed massive returns.

[Dodge]

What?! No monkey fights?!

[John83]

What?! No monkey fights?!

[Rovers fan]

Looks like it's not gonna be the most thanked post ever. Keyboard cat, play the poor kitten away (like the fat guy)

[SkStu]

I thought I'd logged on to Foot.ie but seemed to have ended up on a Boards thread , must be something wrong with my browser

agreed. This thread is cat.

[First]

I have reported this thread to the ISPCA . Someone has to make a stand if Mr A can't bring himself to kill the cat / dog or both then I might as well call in the professionals , they will get the job done.

[Bluebeard]

See, I like cats (because, as Dodge notes, they're *****s), but I don't like dogs, because they tend to slobber all over your crotch, and they've waaay too much body hair to be doing stuff like that. So because you've left it as an "and" choice, I'll not thank you just to save kitty. Make it an or, and give me the choice of which one to save, and you get thanks.

I doubt I am the only one who questions what you do that encourages dogs (plural non specific) to slobber over your crotch.

I would imagine that there are a good few who, as well as myself, questions what purpose you might have that renders their body hair a problematic factor in their slobbering while you are doing this mysterious thing that directs them to your crotch.

I would imagine that none of us want to really know the answer to either of the above questions.

[pineapple stu]

I doubt I am the only one who questions what you do that encourages dogs (plural non specific) to slobber over your crotch.

Believe me, if I knew, I'd stop doing it.

I would imagine that there are a good few who, as well as myself, questions what purpose you might have that renders their body hair a problematic factor in their slobbering while you are doing this mysterious thing that directs them to your crotch.

I direct your attention to the generally much more body-hair-free images in the Totty Watch thread, for example. I didn't want to give the impression that I was opposed to that sort of thing in general, you understand.

Edit - I see the premise of the original post is that it's now a chain mail or some sort. Excellent. I'm in. Thanks, A!

[Bluebeard]

Believe me, if I knew, I'd stop doing it.


I direct your attention to the generally much more body-hair-free images in the Totty Watch thread, for example. I didn't want to give the impression that I was opposed to that sort of thing in general, you understand.

I get it now - you are involved in some kind of experimentation, starting on the lower species, and working your way up to the higher life forms. Very good, carry on, but we don't need to know anything about the experiement until it is at the Jennifer Connolly stages of imperical research.

[pineapple stu]

I've put a note in my diary to get back to you.