The say anything, what's on your mind thread

[tetsujin1979]

Dear Penthouse Forum, I used to think all these letters were made up....

[TheOneWhoKnocks]

Real life is stranger than fiction.

[The Fly]

Conor McGregor is now a two weight UFC world champion.

As it used to go in mortal kombat....Flawless Victory!

[osarusan]

It's been a while since I posted one of these, but today's news headline from Japan:

Serial foot licker apprehended in Kyoto.

[Real ale Madrid]

This Mannequin Challenge is annoying the sh1t out of me.

[nigel-harps1954]

This Mannequin Challenge is annoying the sh1t out of me.

I've only seen one of them, a drive-by shooting. It was painfully silly looking.

[TheOneWhoKnocks]

Did I ever tell the story about when myself and a friend were leaving Madison Square Garden after a Knicks game and I almost got killed over a burp?

Myself and my friend were walking right behind a 7 ft. tall white guy with long, jet black hair and his black girlfriend and my friend loudly burped.

We get to walking ahead of the couple and all the while they are threatening us and (he's) stepping on my heels.

Never been so angry in my entire life.

Now take into account I am 6 ft. 3 and this dude was almost a foot taller than me. And we were in a corridor packed with hundreds of people. And I am already claustrophobic.

[Charlie Darwin]

What.

[TheOneWhoKnocks]

I guess you had to be there.

[Charlie Darwin]

Somehow I think that would have been equally confusing.

[nigel-harps1954]

In more normal news, my other half upgraded her car today and now I want to do so too but can't afford to at the minute. Disaster.

[Eminence Grise]

Did I ever tell the story about when myself and a friend were leaving Madison Square Garden after a Knicks game and I almost got killed over a burp?

Myself and my friend were walking right behind a 7 ft. tall white guy with long, jet black hair and his black girlfriend and my friend loudly burped.

We get to walking ahead of the couple and all the while they are threatening us and (he's) stepping on my heels.

Never been so angry in my entire life.

Now take into account I am 6 ft. 3 and this dude was almost a foot taller than me. And we were in a corridor packed with hundreds of people. And I am already claustrophobic.

So there I was leaving Madison Square after a Knicks game and this Irish guy...

Nah. Too easy.

[SkStu]

TIL people over 6'2" are all contrary as f*ck.

[dahamsta]

In more normal news, my other half upgraded her car today and now I want to do so too but can't afford to at the minute. Disaster.

Take hers. That'll learn her!

[nigel-harps1954]

Take hers. That'll learn her!

I did last night actually in the end, only about half an hour after posting here about it. Got a bollocking for taking it to the shop. It's a great chance to use the "what's yours is mine" line.

[BonnieShels]

Did I ever tell the story about when myself and a friend were leaving Madison Square Garden after a Knicks game and I almost got killed over a burp?

Myself and my friend were walking right behind a 7 ft. tall white guy with long, jet black hair and his black girlfriend and my friend loudly burped.

We get to walking ahead of the couple and all the while they are threatening us and (he's) stepping on my heels.

Never been so angry in my entire life.

Now take into account I am 6 ft. 3 and this dude was almost a foot taller than me. And we were in a corridor packed with hundreds of people. And I am already claustrophobic.

And this piece of information is relevant because...?

[SkStu]

This gave me a laugh

[BonnieShels]

This though...

[nigel-harps1954]

[SkStu]

Merry Chirstmas everyone! I wont be on here too much over the next little while so wanted to get my wishes in a bit early! Thanks to all the loopers, curmudgeons, amateur comedians and stattos that make this place such a fantastic head-f*ck.