The say anything, what's on your mind thread

[nigel-harps1954]

Great to see our own Gustavo featured on 'Keeping Ireland Alive' programme on RTE tonight. Aengus attitude is a proper inspiration. Fair play to you.

[TheOneWhoKnocks]

"When you blow your nose and your handkerchief looks like the flag of Japan, you know you're doing too much (cocaine)."

Glenn Frey

[SkStu]

I like how the US presidential election is such a complete freak show that it doesn't even have its own thread in the Current Affairs sub forum.

By the way the fact that Trump and Clinton are the best candidates their system can produce speaks volumes about their version of democracy. Two complete and utter scumbags. The USA is in a lot of trouble.

[dahamsta]

The whole world is in a lot of trouble right now. The rhetoric flying around the place is terrifying.

[nigel-harps1954]

The term 'World War 3' is being brandished a little bit too much over the past few days. That's rather terrifying. Are we really on the brink of another potential Cold War?

[TheOneWhoKnocks]

I like how the US presidential election is such a complete freak show that it doesn't even have its own thread in the Current Affairs sub forum.

By the way the fact that Trump and Clinton are the best candidates their system can produce speaks volumes about their version of democracy. Two complete and utter scumbags. The USA is in a lot of trouble.

Trump speaks to me.

Definitely the lesser of the two evils IMO.

[Charlie Darwin]

If Trump is speaking to you you should file for a restraining order.

[Eminence Grise]

I thought you were Trump, TOWK. Until I realised he'd wound up fewer people.

[BonnieShels]

Trump speaks to me.

Definitely the lesser of the two evils IMO.

Oh dear Christ.

What were your thoughts on Bernie Sanders?

[dahamsta]

Lads, ye're all veterans here, you know better. Stop feeding the trolls.

[BonnieShels]

This was actually good from Donald in fairness in some parts.

[nigel-harps1954]

Laughed a bit too hard at this.

[TheOneWhoKnocks]

An attractive woman started chatting to me in the smoking area of a club Sunday night and we shared a cigarette. She asked me my life story - where I work, where I live, do I have a girlfriend, complimented my smile etc, etc.

I FINALLY make my move and then she casually drops the fact her husband was "over there".

Biggest case of blue balls ever.

Where the hell do women get off doing this stuff? She knew fully well what she was doing.

[TheOneWhoKnocks]

Lads, ye're all veterans here, you know better. Stop feeding the trolls.

I said lesser of two evils, which he clearly is. They are both, clearly, unfit to be President.

I'll just drop this here..

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016...wake-of-email/

[Charlie Darwin]

An attractive woman started chatting to me in the smoking area of a club Sunday night and we shared a cigarette. She asked me my life story - where I work, where I live, do I have a girlfriend, complimented my smile etc, etc.

I FINALLY make my move and then she casually drops the fact her husband was "over there".

Biggest case of blue balls ever.

Where the hell do women get off doing this stuff? She knew fully well what she was doing.

Hilarious.

[SkStu]

How this story could have gone... (true story) I lost my virginity to a Scottish girl in a nightclub (classy I know) in Majorca when I was 17. She was a bit older. After some flirting etc I asked her if she had a boyfriend and she pointed towards a guy at the bar with a load of other scots and said "there's one over there, my other boyfriend is back in Scotland" and then she told me to follow her! Good times

TOWK I thought from previous posts that you already had a girlfriend...?

[Eminence Grise]

So there I was at a Hallowe’en fancy dress in the local dive of a club – charity thing y’know, wouldn’t be seen dead there otherwise. I’d gone as a troll in drag (have a look if you want), and the night was well on when I needed to step outside. Anyway, this young fella comes over and starts hitting on me right away. Couldn't have been more than 19. Pulls out a packet of cigarettes and goes all James Dean meets Alan Partridge. Now, I didn’t want to embarrass the poor chap, so I played along politely until FINALLY he made his move, and I had to point at one of the bouncers and yell – I mean yell – at this lad that that was my husband.

Seriously, next Hallowe’en I’m staying at home.

[TheOneWhoKnocks]

How this story could have gone... (true story) I lost my virginity to a Scottish girl in a nightclub (classy I know) in Majorca when I was 17. She was a bit older. After some flirting etc I asked her if she had a boyfriend and she pointed towards a guy at the bar with a load of other scots and said "there's one over there, my other boyfriend is back in Scotland" and then she told me to follow her! Good times

TOWK I thought from previous posts that you already had a girlfriend...?

I do!

[SkStu]

So there I was at a Hallowe’en fancy dress in the local dive of a club – charity thing y’know, wouldn’t be seen dead there otherwise. I’d gone as a troll in drag (have a look if you want), and the night was well on when I needed to step outside. Anyway, this young fella comes over and starts hitting on me right away. Couldn't have been more than 19. Pulls out a packet of cigarettes and goes all James Dean meets Alan Partridge. Now, I didn’t want to embarrass the poor chap, so I played along politely until FINALLY he made his move, and I had to point at one of the bouncers and yell – I mean yell – at this lad that that was my husband.

Seriously, next Hallowe’en I’m staying at home.

Bwahahahaha! Love the link

TOWK you dirty dog...

[Eminence Grise]

Ah, that photo... It's so good that since I pasted it to the front door we've had no junk mail, no door to door sellers, no trick or treaters - win!

Unfortunately, it's also so bad I've had to start using the back door, and the postie has blacklisted us!