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    I always thought sound engineering was a way better career move for you Nige than d!ckhead engineering.

    I work in HR and Communications.

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    High class male escort. My number is on speed dial with all the girls at Assets Model Agency.

    Oh, alright: lecturer in (mainly) PR and related areas (pol comms, business comms, history of etc). Away from the chalk and talk, I'm an unrecognised, under-paid short story writer just waiting to be discovered.
    Hello, hello? What's going on? What's all this shouting, we'll have no trouble here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkStu View Post
    I work in HR and Communications.
    You forgot Morketing.

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    My then girlfriend and I were in Belfast and we asked a street sweeper for directions to Primark. On hearing our accents, he started ripping the **** out of our pronunciation of Primark, and made several other bigoted comments in the name of fun.

    His tune changed when I reminded him that I earned more in a month than he does in a year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOneWhoKnocks View Post
    My then girlfriend and I were in Belfast and we asked a street sweeper for directions to Primark. On hearing our accents, he started ripping the **** out of our pronunciation of Primark, and made several other bigoted comments in the name of fun.

    His tune changed when I reminded him that I earned more in a month than he does in a year.
    He's probably able to speak to women though.
    https://kesslereffect.bandcamp.com/album/kepler - New music. It's not that bad.

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    I work an honest day's living sweeping the roads on the streets of Belfast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOneWhoKnocks View Post
    My then girlfriend and I were in Belfast and we asked a street sweeper for directions to Primark. On hearing our accents, he started ripping the **** out of our pronunciation of Primark, and made several other bigoted comments in the name of fun.

    His tune changed when I reminded him that I earned more in a month than he does in a year.
    so your girlfriend saw you mouthing off, and now she's your ex-girlfriend.
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    Like the Fonz. Only a dog. Mr A's Avatar
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    I am Scrum Master of Chaos Monkeys.

    The weird thing is that the above is 100% true.
    #NeverStopNotGivingUp

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    Quote Originally Posted by nigel-harps1954 View Post
    He's probably able to speak to women though.
    Touche.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOneWhoKnocks View Post
    Touche.
    Yup, and that too.

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    I prefer grunting and staring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lionel Ritchie View Post
    I ...solve problems.

    If you can find me I can help you.
    Ten years later I'm still making problems go away. That is kind of depressing.
    " I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die?"

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    It pretty much sounds like you work for a criminal gang.
    #NeverStopNotGivingUp

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    He has a particular set of skills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie Darwin View Post
    Good to hear Nigel. Last I saw you post on here you were down in some godforsaken place like Carlow.

    I'm the CEO of a large sporting association in Ireland and have a girlfriend several years my junior.
    You run Swim Ireland?

    Sorry couldn't help it. Off to Hell with me.
    Here they come! It’s the charge of the “Thanks” Brigade!

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