ulgiest footballer

**max power** · 21/05/2003, 1:52 PM

right we talked about the good looking side of the game so lets go with the freaks that escaped from the dungons, my vote goes to luke chadwick, when he came on player cam on sky sports i put on Emmerdale !!!!!

**eoinh** · 21/05/2003, 2:06 PM

Carlos Valderama of Columbia.

the sad thing was that he thought he was good looking.

**Dricky** · 21/05/2003, 2:18 PM

Luke Chadwick and Ranaldo, the two people who can eat an apple through a tennis racquet.

**James** · 21/05/2003, 2:21 PM

bobby the valmpire slayer ryan of bohemians
some minger him boy

**fosterdollar** · 21/05/2003, 2:24 PM

Originally posted by Dricky
Luke Chadwick and Ranaldo, the two people who can eat an apple through a tennis racquet.

Ronaldinho is way worse than Ronaldo

**Dricky** · 21/05/2003, 2:29 PM

Originally posted by James
bobby the valmpire slayer ryan of bohemians
some minger him boy

Ah leave Rocky out of it anyway they said Footballer didn't they

**tiktok** · 21/05/2003, 3:13 PM

ugliest first XI

Oliver Kahn (or Steve Ogrizovic)

Lucio(brazil) Martin Keown Colin Hawkins Colin Hendry

Bobby Ryan Peter Beardsley Ronaldhino Luke Chadwick

Ronaldo Ian Dowie

manager: Alex 'whisky nose' Ferguson

**Dricky** · 21/05/2003, 3:33 PM

God thats an ugly line up butt and Effenberg don't even make the starting eleven. tough team.

**gustavo** · 21/05/2003, 3:37 PM

did any one see the cut of that guy that guy joleon lescott for wolves . obviously apologies to him if he has been in some sort of industrial accident but still he looks like the proverbial bulldog chewing píss of a thistle

**Macy** · 21/05/2003, 3:55 PM

Folks, moved this here so it could sit beside SLK's best looking players.....

**sadloserkid** · 22/05/2003, 8:52 AM

Also to be added to your list is Roberto Carlos... Most of the Brazilians actually... I think that's where their rivalry with the swarthy Argentine's comes from. Though Veron is no looker either! Last night surely pushed Neil Lennon into the fray as well?

**Jim Smith** · 22/05/2003, 9:04 AM

Has to be Davie Dodds:

Not for the faint hearted

He wasn't known as 'the elephant man for nothing'

Bear in mind that this rather poor photo is from an official publication so this is him at his very best

Also, poor Davie did not improve with age. I can't find an image of him in the twilight of his career - probably something to do with UN resolutions on cruel and unusual punishment.

**Ash** · 22/05/2003, 12:47 PM

you can add Frankie Zola and Daniel Fonseca
to those players hit with the ugly stick

**tiktok** · 22/05/2003, 3:08 PM

i forgot about Claudio Cannigia and Giuseppe Bergomi,
Eamonn Dunphy isn't much of a looker either.

**Pauro 76** · 22/05/2003, 5:15 PM

Anyone mention Martin Keown or Ray Parlour? good ill put them in!!!

Come to think of it, you could possibly put the whole Arsenal team in there, Luzhny, Adams (well till last season anyway), Seaman...

**sadloserkid** · 23/05/2003, 8:15 AM

Actually speaking of Arsenal Thierry Henry has got to go in there. The man makes me shudder. Clearly the ugliest member of France's World Cup winning side!

**sadloserkid** · 23/05/2003, 9:11 AM

I'm not sure about uglyfootballers.com to be honest. Some people on it are clearly being hard done by!

**patsh** · 23/05/2003, 10:34 AM

For a facial feature most resembling Mt. Everest:
Honker Hawkins

For the most rodent-like, whingey, cry-baby face that gives you the urge to grab a hammer and commence smashing:
Maggot Molloy.