I have to give up this work lark
L.37.F.C.S.C. are pleased to announce that a commitee has been set up to cater for its 'lightweight' members, activities such as arriving 10 mins before closing time, spoofing on the internet, spilling out half you pint without anyone seeing and how to look cool while drinking lucozade are all to be discussed. If you are interested in joining the 'Anti-Ultras' please contact any of the following members.
Tom 'I swear il be there this time' Luddy.
Niall 'My bird wont let me go' Noonan.
Joe 'Cant cause iv work' Sweeney.
I have to give up this work lark
Credit where credit is due, at least your not afraid of the dog house every now and again unlike some people
sorry i was busying having sex there, what's the problem again?
Before you know it one of the lightweights will be so drunk that they start a thread on the internet about lightweights
Come back to me when you've been stoned in the Brandywell (and not by the local youths)
Or you have even attempted, let alone suceeded in the "Ballybofey, bottle of vodka in a day" challenge
A feat I managed while perched precariously in the back of a lil van
I've been there done that, am merely passing on the torch
Brandywell? la di da! I can add Anfield, Millennium stadium, Twickenham, Shelhurst park ect ect to that list and im sure many others on here have done a lot more
So what you saying? your giving up? you got drunk a few times and didnt like it? passing the torch? you call that little nightlight a torch!
So you wont be taking up the Ballybofey challenge??
We couldn't give you the actual torch!!So what you saying? your giving up? you got drunk a few times and didnt like it? passing the torch? you call that little nightlight a torch!
That's a minature version as larger torch like objects have been known to ignite in your hand
You call a naggen a full bottle? pah!
We all know that no matter what i touch it exploads be it torches, us coast guard approved thingys, women. It aint my fault
As if, the Galway lads are real (gentle)men.
Look boy have seen your "chatting up" in action.......
See u r just showing ur insecurities in your own sexuality by saying things like that. Oh dear, have to let my mate know.
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