Jokes (READ FIRST POST)

**joeSoap** · 30/05/2007, 4:15 PM

Anto....prepare to die if this ain't the funniest thing I've ever heard.........

**inexile** · 30/05/2007, 4:25 PM

if you wouldnt mind anto me too please!!

**Kildare Lad** · 30/05/2007, 4:52 PM

Same here! Or can someone just post it?

**anto1208** · 30/05/2007, 5:07 PM

Its been build up way too much , it will prob fall on its arse now and its prob not as bad as i think ... .i thought it was funny so here goes

What’s the biggest cause of paedophilia ?

Sexy children

Ah i ballsed it up...... built it up too much and ive never been good at telling jokes

**Risteard** · 30/05/2007, 5:09 PM

Actually.
I've an old few locked up that I'll have to run past adam some day before throwing them on to this thread.

The sort of jokes Moe would say that loses him friends.

**paul_oshea** · 30/05/2007, 8:07 PM

i heard that 1 yr ago!!!!

along with this

how do you stop kids playing in your garden

molest (1 of } them

remove if not suitable

**strangeirish** · 30/05/2007, 8:33 PM

How do you get a Nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an alter boy.

**Stevo Da Gull** · 31/05/2007, 12:13 AM

These jokes remind me of what Frankie Boyle (scottish comedian) said a while back..... it's at the beginning of this clip ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UjfftypahQ

**anto1208** · 31/05/2007, 8:38 AM

Originally Posted by paul_oshea

i heard that 1 yr ago!!!!

along with this

how do you stop kids playing in your garden

molest (1 of } them

remove if not suitable

Brilliant

I heard my one last september and im still laughing

**joeSoap** · 31/05/2007, 9:12 AM

I'm all for a laugh lads, but those jokes are fcuking sick. Totally sick.

**paul_oshea** · 31/05/2007, 9:51 AM

i have a mate who tells all those kind of jokes, he is the best person to tell a joke, even a stupid crap one sounds funny, but he has even worse ones than those above, that i dont agree with at all.......still free world and all that! I agree with ye though!

**Risteard** · 31/05/2007, 9:51 AM

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paul oshea ur prob right but can we get a thread of our own?
Don't know how to use that spoiler thing

**anto1208** · 31/05/2007, 9:52 AM

Originally Posted by joeSoap

I'm all for a laugh lads, but those jokes are fcuking sick. Totally sick.

I DID TRY TO WARN YOU

**paul_oshea** · 31/05/2007, 9:53 AM

risteard in fairness you dont know who reads these boards and coule be seriouslly offended with that. heard that one too, there is an even worse one with whats blue....not going any further with that. dont know how ppl dont feel guilty telling those sorta jokes!

**shakermaker1982** · 31/05/2007, 10:29 AM

you bunch of sicko's haha!!!!

**anto1208** · 31/05/2007, 11:48 AM

Originally Posted by joeSoap

I'm all for a laugh lads, but those jokes are fcuking sick. Totally sick.

its not the joke persay but the unexpected answer , no one expects you to say sexy children thats why its funny . peadophilia isnt funny

**First** · 31/05/2007, 12:34 PM

Originally Posted by anto1208

its not the joke persay but the unexpected answer , no one expects you to say sexy children thats why its funny . peadophilia isnt funny

Either is beandophilia

**shedite** · 01/06/2007, 8:26 AM

Here's a clean joke for a change.

Donald Rumsfeld briefed the president this morning. He told the president that three Brizilian soliders were killed in Iraq. To everyone's amazement, all the colours ran from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaking, almost whimpering. Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"

**strangeirish** · 01/06/2007, 3:22 PM

This guy just met an older woman at a club one night. She was OK for
57.
They drank a bit, danced a bit, & she asked if he'd ever had "The
sportsman's
double"-- a mother and daughter 3-some?

He said no.
They drank a bit more then she says that tonight was his lucky night.
They went to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake?"