Liverpool have signed Andy Carroll for £35 million, plus add ons for any trophies Liverpool may win while Carroll is at the club. This will bring the total deal to around £35 million.
Am I A £35m Striker? I scored 24 goals helping my side win promotion back to the Premier League aged just 22.
Then in my first season in the top flight I had bagged an impressive 15 goals by the end of January. Including a goal against the reigning champions, away at Arsenal and in a home win over Liverpool. My form earned me an Englan...d call-up.
Am I a £35m striker?
No I am Michael Ricketts, February 2002.
The Margaret Thatcher film will be getting an 18 rating. Apparently it's unsuitable for miners.
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
I was just asked to donate money to help solve the civil unrest in Egypt, but I suspect it's some sort of pyramid scheme.
Robbing that!!
It's good isn't it? Stole it from someone on Fbook.
I love that when I sent it to one of my best mates that she replied: Pharoah enough!!
Told this joke to my kids, not expecting them to understand and they got it. sooooo proud!! Must be doing something right!Originally Posted by Pauro 76
Did you hear about the blind carpenter?
He picked up his hammer and saw!
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
Say to somebody..."I've got a good joke for ya, what do you call a black man flying a plane?"
Going by my extensive research, it's highly unlikely they'll get the answer which is...
"A pilot you racist"
I've formed a band called The Prevention. We're going to be even better than The Cure.
Dyslexics of the world: UNTIE!
How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat?
She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
To contact the TD Luke "Ming" Flanagan just push the "hash" button on your phone.
good old luke. a mates father has that on his phone "wheres the hash" at the end of his voicemail when he is sounding rather tired, obviouslly the recorded voice said when finished "press the hash key"
this guy sees his friend coming out of the doctors and he says to him "jees are ye ok ye look shook", he says to him "ive got the Big C", friend says "what cancer?!", SPOILER: "No, dyslexia!"
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I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
What's the biggest cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids
OFFENSIVE JOKE WARNING
I see tesco have a new special on...he's out collecting the trolleys.
Bray Wanderers: So good they were relegated twice (and still stayed up).
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get six!"
A short time later the husband comes back with six cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy six cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
He has copied Enda Kenny's "Five Point Plan"
It will be known ad Luke Flanagan's "Five Joint Plan"
Nobody knows us, we don't care
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