[QUOTE=kerr's tribe]Again, you need to read it with an Italian accent.....
A bus stops at a small town in South Carolina and two Italian tourists get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and then pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time, hey whadda bout tha, eh?"
"You foul-mouthed ba$tard, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country, we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi."
No need for KT a big LOL and