+ Reply to Thread
Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 57

Thread: Crystal Swing -- What the F***?

  1. #1
    First Team theworm2345 will become famous soon enough theworm2345's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2006
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    1,886
    Thanks
    12
    Thanked 18 Times in 14 Posts

    Crystal Swing -- What the F***?



    A friend just sent me this...is this an inside joke over there or something? Someone please explain because I'm very confused.
    Last edited by theworm2345; 03/03/2010 at 5:21 AM.
    My Guarantee
    Am looking for old Irish matches on VHS, PM me if you have some and I'll upload them here

  2. #2
    Seasoned Pro Bluebeard will become famous soon enough Bluebeard's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2003
    Location
    The past
    Posts
    2,905
    Thanks
    89
    Thanked 14 Times in 9 Posts
    Crystal Swing are a great idea - combine the notion of the Kelly Family and Sonny Knowles, and fill the void created by both

    Incidentally, what is this Rural TV sh!te about? According to wiki it's going a year now; anyone know who / what is behind it, beyond what wiki says?
    No, Mr. Beard, I expect you to dye!

    Help me, Arthur Murphy, you're my only hope!

  3. #3
    Seasoned Pro SkStu is just really nice SkStu is just really nice SkStu is just really nice SkStu is just really nice SkStu's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Saskatchewan, Canada
    Posts
    4,604
    Thanks
    124
    Thanked 276 Times in 172 Posts
    if there is anything sexier than "the look" given after 1:08 then i haven't seen it.

    Crystal Meth for Eurovision 2010!!
    I'm so livid with you turkeys. You're like a couple of... cool-looking idiots!

  4. #4
    Seasoned Pro Longfordian has a spectacular aura about Longfordian has a spectacular aura about
    Joined
    May 2002
    Posts
    4,150
    Thanks
    40
    Thanked 70 Times in 50 Posts
    It's brilliant and insane and disturbing. I think they're completely serious about their art as well. It's not a joke to them.
    Witticisms required. Contact the above.

    Longford Town Fantasy Premier League- The Longford League, code 495234-120035 , €10 entry, all welcome! Email/Paypal: longfordfantasyleague@gmail.com

  5. #5
    International Prospect jebus will become famous soon enough jebus's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2004
    Posts
    6,825
    Thanks
    1
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
    Check out the tweet from Ellen DeGeneres that begins with My Producers Just

    http://twitter.com/theEllenShow

    Also re: the daughter....WOULD

  6. #6
    First Team Jofspring is on a distinguished road Jofspring's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Limerick City
    Posts
    1,767
    Thanks
    19
    Thanked 24 Times in 19 Posts
    The guy in it was creeping the **** out of me, had to stop it. From the website i get the impression they think they are a youtube sensation because everyone loves the song....how wrong are they. Book Crystal Swing for a foot.ie get together this year?
    "It's just a bit of fun" - Keith Barrett

  7. #7
    First Team theworm2345 will become famous soon enough theworm2345's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2006
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    1,886
    Thanks
    12
    Thanked 18 Times in 14 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by jebus View Post
    Check out the tweet from Ellen DeGeneres that begins with My Producers Just

    http://twitter.com/theEllenShow

    Also re: the daughter....WOULD
    No question, though things might get weird with the brother there judging by the video.
    Last edited by theworm2345; 04/03/2010 at 12:51 AM.
    My Guarantee
    Am looking for old Irish matches on VHS, PM me if you have some and I'll upload them here

  8. #8
    Seasoned Pro SkStu is just really nice SkStu is just really nice SkStu is just really nice SkStu is just really nice SkStu's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Saskatchewan, Canada
    Posts
    4,604
    Thanks
    124
    Thanked 276 Times in 172 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by theworm2345 View Post
    No question, though things might get weird with the brother there judging by the video.
    haha! yeah deffo. Id be afraid id look up to see him crying and masturbating simultaneously....

    or something...

    she is a fine bit of shtuff though.
    Last edited by SkStu; 04/03/2010 at 2:43 AM.
    I'm so livid with you turkeys. You're like a couple of... cool-looking idiots!

  9. Thanks From: Longfordian (04/03/2010)

  10. #9
    Apprentice Joe Strummer is on a distinguished road Joe Strummer's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2002
    Posts
    90
    Thanks
    6
    Thanked 4 Times in 2 Posts

  11. #10
    First Team theworm2345 will become famous soon enough theworm2345's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2006
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    1,886
    Thanks
    12
    Thanked 18 Times in 14 Posts
    I just read they're going on the Late Late Show (maybe tomorrow or one of the two Fridays after that)
    My Guarantee
    Am looking for old Irish matches on VHS, PM me if you have some and I'll upload them here

  12. #11
    First Team Wolfie will become famous soon enough
    Joined
    Nov 2006
    Location
    30 Yards Out - On the Volley
    Posts
    2,173
    Thanks
    33
    Thanked 27 Times in 20 Posts
    Even a rushed view of their website tells you all you need to know.

    How do we manage to produce this never ending line of musical nutcases / embarassments?
    For Everything A Reason

  13. #12
    No-mark Has-been stann will become famous soon enough stann's Avatar
    Joined
    Apr 2006
    Location
    On the road
    Posts
    2,410
    Thanks
    8
    Thanked 34 Times in 25 Posts
    Like politicians, we get the musicians we deserve.
    Last edited by stann; 05/03/2010 at 12:57 PM.
    Like a lobster on a leash, I know the secrets of the deep blue sea,
    Like starfish on the beach, I love the ocean and the ocean loves me.
    Now AKA Uncle Stann!

  14. Thanks From: Bluebeard (08/03/2010)

  15. #13
    Apprentice sixesandsevens is on a distinguished road sixesandsevens's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2009
    Location
    No. 67
    Posts
    72
    Thanks
    1
    Thanked 7 Times in 6 Posts
    The boys a star.... he could give Alan Partridge a run for his money in looking gormless. You can't coach that, just natural talent
    Weaseling out of things is important to learn, it's what seperates us from the animals!! Well... except for the weasel.

  16. #14
    Apprentice Joe Strummer is on a distinguished road Joe Strummer's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2002
    Posts
    90
    Thanks
    6
    Thanked 4 Times in 2 Posts
    The Tribute Act

  17. Thanks From: Boo_Boy (07/03/2010), Lionel Ritchie (13/03/2010)

  18. #15
    Seasoned Pro oscar is on a distinguished road oscar's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2007
    Posts
    2,827
    Thanks
    9
    Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts
    i think the brother and sister are at it and i'd like to know where the father is(don't tell me he's the cameraman)as he has alot to answer for

  19. #16
    Seasoned Pro oscar is on a distinguished road oscar's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2007
    Posts
    2,827
    Thanks
    9
    Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Strummer View Post
    he's some mover.....i'm scared

  20. #17
    Apprentice MaryDrummer is on a distinguished road MaryDrummer's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Galway
    Posts
    61
    Thanks
    5
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
    This freaked the crap outta me when I saw it first. A guy shouldn't be looking at his sister like that when singing lyrics that could imply incestuous acts.
    A girl I know was two years ahead of the Dearbhla one in school and she's a complete nutcase apparently. Why it doesn't surprise me...
    L U H G

  21. #18
    First Team Boo_Boy is on a distinguished road Boo_Boy's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Sligo
    Posts
    1,525
    Thanks
    74
    Thanked 38 Times in 14 Posts
    I hope to god this dies down and it's not the new pants on the ground. It's scary that Ellen DeGeneres tweeted this to 4 million people.
    That family has problems.
    Please let their car die on the way to Dublin for the Late Late appearance.

    Quote Originally Posted by jebus View Post
    Also re: the daughter....WOULD
    Quote Originally Posted by SkStu View Post
    haha! yeah deffo.

    she is a fine bit of shtuff though.
    Put it away lads, she's 17 according to the Irish Times article. Back to the totty thread you go .

  22. #19
    On a Diet passinginterest will become famous soon enough passinginterest's Avatar
    Joined
    Oct 2006
    Location
    Tallaght
    Posts
    2,700
    Thanks
    52
    Thanked 9 Times in 9 Posts
    Blog Entries
    28
    Join the Facebook page it's genius. http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/...0083536?ref=nf

    Terenure FC Pre Season Training will begin on Tuesday 13th July at 6.30pm.
    Check website for further information.
    www.terenurefc.com
    http://foot.ie/blogs/7957-Terenure-F...ry-of-a-Season

  23. #20
    Seasoned Pro SkStu is just really nice SkStu is just really nice SkStu is just really nice SkStu is just really nice SkStu's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Saskatchewan, Canada
    Posts
    4,604
    Thanks
    124
    Thanked 276 Times in 172 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by Boo_Boy View Post

    Put it away lads, she's 17 according to the Irish Times article. Back to the totty thread you go .
    grass on the pitch?
    I'm so livid with you turkeys. You're like a couple of... cool-looking idiots!

+ Reply to Thread

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

     

Similar Threads

  1. RTE: Crystal Palace in administration
    By FeedPoster in forum Football Feeds
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 26/01/2010, 6:40 PM
  2. Mc Crystal?
    By The Stars in forum Derry City
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 22/05/2006, 6:20 PM
  3. Rumour Mill In Full Swing
    By harpskid in forum Finn Harps
    Replies: 18
    Last Post: 03/12/2005, 9:17 PM
  4. Waterford Crystal
    By RockofGibraltar in forum Longford Town
    Replies: 21
    Last Post: 13/05/2005, 9:10 AM
  5. It should be Crystal Clear by now !!
    By A face in forum Ireland
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 25/10/2003, 12:30 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts