...every UCD fan in the world who are proud of their.....
...the horse sh!t you'd expect from.....
watching Finn Harps play,they will...........
RIP JOHNNY
.... sell their souls to....
anyone on ebay with a half decent percentage value.which is more than can be said for shelbourne and their gradually diminishing club and .....
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ground and loose floodlights....
Stephen Parkhouse,but of coarse Parky is to busy........
RIP JOHNNY
...but as Roddy Collins always says:"......
"I can give ye a good price on dry linin tha wall"...."
"me suit ?, sure i got tha in guineys on north earl st". "they also sell ....
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Tea Cozies and Crochet Dailies and loads of other stuff that lil' Ol Ladies Love" just then Roddy's reverie was interrupted by the arrival of a rather noisy cigar shaped UFO. The skin of the UFO was an unblemished Chrome finish from which the reflected sun dazzled, forcing Roddy to shield his eye's from the glare. It was due to this glare that Roddy failed to notice that a dark orifice had opened on the side of the strange craft, "Howya Roddy!" came a robust voice from inside the opening. Startled Roddy noticing the doorway for the first time stared in dis-belief at the figure standing in the Dark opening . "I ....I... Don't believe it......it ....can't .......be ......you "stammered Roddy recognising the figure who was now descending a strange silvery looking rope ladder,a figure who was in fact none other than .................
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martin foley aka the viper who looked at roddy and whispered "you havent seen me ,right!?" and dissapeared off into the hosiery dept pushing aul biddies fighting each other over pi$$-stained fur lined boots, out of the way and they shouting after martin "dats onley terrible alltegether and dat young lad pushin me outta his way".
"in my day we....
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..used to wear them on our head when robbin' bleedin' banks".
Roddy went off in the spaceship which landed on Trappatoni's door in Italy. When Trappatoni saw Collins, he......
Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.
....laughed at the state of Roddy's...
DB Cooper is alive !
multi coloured slacks.....
...which cost him €750 at Louis Copeland but he only spent a fiver on.....
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his underpants which were giving him a rash around the crotch. "What's a matter with you?" asked Trappatoni to which Collins replied....
Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.
"clean your drains boss?,anyone tools need sharpenin?,cut your lawn eh boss"?
"Ah lei è un demolitore sporco che vedo" (trans:ah you are a filthy knacker i see)".
"prendere lontano dalla mia porta prima che chiamo......
(get away from my door before i .....
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